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New demigod visiting Olympus: who’s that?
Aphrodite: that’s Ares, my boyfriend
Demigod: and the other one?
Aphrodite: that’s Apollo, Ares’ boyfriend
Demigod: how does that work?
Aphrodite: They’re gay, but sometimes Ares and I make out. But don’t worry, Hephaestus is cool with it
Demigod: who’s Hephaestus??
Aphrodite: Hephaestus is my husband. But if you ever see someone kissing him, that’s not me. That would be his girlfriend Aglaia, my handmaiden.
Demigod:...
Aphrodite: if you ever see ME kissing a girl, it’s Persephone, who’s married to Hades. Got it?