2008, Tokyo Takashi Homma

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

Imagine them getting stuck in Ba Sing Se and Aang just being like, “I wonder if the sandal pit is still here.”

And everyone’s like, “The what?”

And he’s all, “The sandal pit. It’s where I buried all the sandals of people who were mean to me and my friends.”

Cut to the gaang walking around town, and Aang’s muttering about it being around here somewhere, when suddenly Toph stops and says, “There’s a big pile of sandals about fifty feet below that cobbler’s house,” and Sokka loses his mind.

This raises the question of whether Aang is telling the truth or if Toph and Bumi just happen to have the same sense of humor as him.

May I offer a third option into the mix:

It’s just sheer coincidence but it sends Aang hog fuckin’ wild

I wanna see a pic of Sans from Undertale but he has like, meat and muscles and organs and nerves and shit but no skin

you feel like you’re going to have a bad time

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

I accidentally paid my mortgage twice and need to pay utilities. cmon roger, do me a solid

Venomous and Fink!

the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.

give us some sparknotes screenshots then

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

…u sure?

Yes! Please show us!

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

what happens next, Fish?????

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵

Gorilla

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

Tall People Troubles

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THE LAST ONE

Welcome to Minecraft!

I CAN H E A R HIS FUCKIN VOICE FUCK

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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your friendship is fucking amazing and should be treasured forever.

Sakurasaku

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like

help i have become wedged in rubble will someone give me a push? 

YOU FOOL

shout out to the people who occasionally find and reblog this Superior version of the post