"Okay," Rebecca says as Josh types up a caption for the photo of them taking a bite of the same pretzel. "We've shared food."
"Check," he says, gesturing with his phone.
"We've held hands while strolling through the park."
"Until it got too sweaty," he agrees.
"We vandalized an abandoned office building with our love."
"Ooh, hashtag love vandals!"
"Nice," she says, nodding her approval as she brings up the notes app on her phone. "What cute couple thing should we do next, hmm? I don't think we're ready to adopt a pet yet... Ooh, matching monogrammed towels maybe?"
"Is that, like, another app like Instagram?" Josh asks, sliding his phone back into his pocket.
"What? No, it's your initials. You know, on a towel?"
"And they match? But we don't have the same initials." She's about to try explaining from a different angle when he says, "Oh, but speaking of matching: couples pajamas! I've always wanted to get some, but Valencia said matching PJs were for old people who buy stuff from LTD Commodities."
"Oh, my god," Rebecca says, tossing her hair back and then running on finger up his arm. "I saw the cutest sets of koala pajamas at Target the other day. I mean, they were technically in the Juniors section, but if we both get extra-larges, I think we could fit."
Josh catches her hand and squeezes. "I love koalas! They're my second favorite bear!"
"Okay, well they're actually - " Josh blinks. "Never mind. Let's go!"