all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments

#the chewy decimal system (via @crafty-butch)

caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

john waters was right we HAVE to be disgusting and start scaring straight people again

btw I don't really think kendall is gonna die but I am more afraid of the tragedy of his fate if he doesnt

this is still the most relatable succession has ever been

not to be too "experience joy and wonder in the mundane miracles around you, ground yourself by being present with nature and the places around you" on main but every time i stargaze or correctly identify a flower or see an animal i've never seen before or smelled the air in a different place or tasted a type of food I've had a million times but trying it from a new place just to experience the difference, the will to stay alive to curate a beautiful life fills me to the brim.

i kinda want him NGL

[ID: Photo of a black cat in a fuzzy sheep costume sitting on a floral backdrop. The cat looks somewhat grouchy.]

please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

"we're training them to interpret road signs!" Train goes same place every day. No road signs.

"when forced to choose between old lady and child, which is more ethical for the car to hit?" Fence around train track. Nobody on the road.

"people with disabilities preventing them from driving themselves can be independent" Yes but also. Train.

"reduces the dangers of fatigue with long distance trucking" Train.

"the technology is not yet price effective for the average driver" Train.

Seriously come on choo choo bitches let's goooooooooo

Because Elon Musk is a stupid little idiotic pissbaby with no morals, ideals or goals other than human suffering.

Maya Lin: Wave Field (1995)

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 3.07 The Cafe

glenn close

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.