any tarantulas fans on this app at all??
new gender just dropped
My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake
holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender
In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.
afad
I’m male whenever I’m on Brazilian soil because when I applied for a visa, the lady didn’t believe I was a cis woman and put male on my documents even after I complained twice, so I’m also amab (Assigned Male At BrazilianBorder)
my bestie is a cis woman and is amad (assigned male at drivingliscense)
While this is funny this really should highlight to people how deep transphobia runs. It diesn’t matter if you’re cis or trans, strangers in the world will just DECIDE based on apparent visual indicators that simply arent accurate. Cis women are not excempt from harrassment and being accused of being “secretly a man”. All arguments about single-sex spaces crumble when perceptiona of what women SHOULD look like simply arent accurate at all.
And even for simple admin errors, it highlighrs further how much these systems do not care about you. They won’t change your gender on your papers regardless of if you are or aren’t trans. It’s a simple mis-click that could result in you being accused of something like fraud and no one is going to listen to you or take your complaints seriously to fix it before that happens.
Tranaphobia is not exclusive to trans people, its a far wider issue and its time transphobes (and TERFs especially) picked up on that reality and realised what theyre actually doing to themselves.
got me one of those school project things i dont really want to go do the legwork for. so. in the event that YOU personally own a business you got from someone who isn't in your family and you have at least one full time employee and also don't mind being interviewed for a report for a college class. hit me up
I am in far too deep.
“The deeper, the better” -Megatron
What Megatron said
In too deep to back out now.
….and I aint resurfacing for eons either
I will be here till the heat death of the universe
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number
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Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate
Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?
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There's a funny thing that happens when your family isn't very good at cooking. I took myself down to BJs the other day and I bought one of those big rotisserie chickens and I put it in the freezer after eating a bit, because it keeps alright and it tastes damn good even reheated. And I reheated myself some (badly). It tastes and has the same texture as my grandma's shitty overcooked chicken, which I know objectively is not very good. But it's nice. It's homey. Makes me happy.
Anyway I do this with a lot of things. Somtimes, food that is worse, is better.
Old Aquatic Alt-Mode Zine entry, and a P3 Orion OC for my boyfriend :)
American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.
this is one post where I love to everyone’s blorbo tags
hate it when I call myself a girl and then someone goes "you're not a girl you're nonbinary/agender" and it's like. I am whatever I say I am. freak. I am a girl I am a little guy I am the man of the owl. I am nothing. I am everything. do not presume to know me in anyway I do not know myself
Bracket 5, Round 2
Soundwave is losing. Transformers fans I summon thee.














