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• LATEST STORY: Becoming Real (Thorin/Reader, hurt/comfort, NSFW, sequel to The Long Dark): Firmly established in Erebor and fed up with the tedium of their daily duties, Thorin’s company tries to revive old times by going on a camping trip. Meanwhile, Thorin is reconsidering his choice of queen and trying to avoid the company’s well-intentioned meddling into his love life, with mixed success.
• Becoming Real - Part 1 
• Becoming Real - Part 2  
• Becoming Real - Part 3
• Becoming Real - Part 4 
• Becoming Real - Part 5   
• Becoming Real - Part 6  
• Becoming Real - Part 7
• Becoming Real - Part 8
• Becoming Real - Part 9
• Becoming Real - Part 10
• Becoming Real - Part 11
• Becoming Real - Part 12 (Epilogue)
• The Quality of Darkness (Thorin/Reader, side story to The Long Dark, free form, 3rd person POV): The first darkness she gets to know by name in her time beneath the mountain is the long dark of winter nights.
• Undreamed (Thorin/Reader, NSFW, very smutty): As Thorin’s assistant it is one of your duties to see that he gets to where he needs to be on time. It is a duty you take very seriously. And now you have a council session to attend and Thorin won’t wake up. What is a girl to do?
• In Vino Veritas (Thorin/Reader, very much NSFW): Based on the imagine “Imagine you and Thorin breaking the bed during sex“ from @imaginexhobbit . 
• Collide (Thorin/Reader, script format, utter crack, prequel to Soft Kitty): The Reader stumbles through a wormhole and lands in Thorin’s lap. Silliness ensues.
• Soft Kitty (Thorin/Reader, mild NSFW): A campfire discussion about beards takes a turn for the worse when you accidentally admit you are not fond of facial hair (continued in The Long Dark).
• The Long Dark (COMPLETED; continuation to Soft Kitty; Thorin/Reader, multipart, intensely NSFW eventually): As the rebuilding of Erebor begins, Thorin and his Company take on the new responsibilities their station demands, leaving you to find a place in the city on your own. Isolated and lacking the skills to make a living in a city of craftsmen, your situation seems hopeless. So while Dwalin and Bofur make unlikely fairy godmothers, you can’t afford to be choosy. And then the king gets involved, changing your life in ways that are as exciting as they are scary.
• The Long Dark - Part 1
• The Long Dark - Part 2
• The Long Dark - Part 3 
• The Long Dark - Part 4  
• The Long Dark - Part 5 
• The Long Dark - Part 6
• The Bath (Thorin/Reader, nudity, very mild NSFW): When you are sent to summon Thorin to dinner during your stay in Rivendell, you stumble across an unexpected sight that you are ill-equipped to deal with.
• Salt (Thorin/Reader, fluff, kissing): Thorin eats french fries.
• Tethered (Thorin/Arkenstone): The first time Thorin touches the Arkenstone it pulls him past its shimmering glow, past that coruscating brilliance into a strange twilight realm.

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