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*spirit haunts a house* Witch in a movie: You need to conduct a ritual at precisely 1:07 am with the blood of an endangered goat and a ouija board, then and only then will the spirit even consider leaving

Witch irl: *banging pans together* gET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER

Where is the lie though.

 IG - @matthew.shaww

Momo for Urban Outfitters Men’s shot by Parker Woods

“I love you more than my own skin.”

— Frida Kahlo

haven’t yøu taken enøugh from me ?

anathema -  twenty | one | pilots

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mcscuse me bitch!

This is a level 10 may i speak to the manager hair do

You punched somebody in the throat and say she violated your civil rights

I fucking cant! How we suppose to take them seriously @toastyslayingbutter @pastel-pwussy @ohwellshutup @goaaaldigger @onlineobituary @mochacupcakegoddess

I cried 😭😭😭

Sarah Paulson appears On IMDb Asks on February 9, 2016 in New York City

he was trying to sing along :-(

Jose Romussi (tumblr)

twenty one pilots eras (2009-2015) insp.

Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” (1501–1504)

#the best thing I ever learned about the David is that he made it as a big ‘fuck you’ #according to one of my art teachers #he was given a shit piece of marble that made it incredibly difficult to work with #and it was done on purpose #and so insteaded of throwing a bitch fit or saying he couldn’t work with the marble- #thus proving that he ‘wasn’t that great of an artist’ #he looked at the marble and said ‘no fuck you I will make this my masterpiece and it will be the greatest thing I’ve ever made’ #which of course pissed people off when he did just that #I’m telling ya’ll right now that Renaissance art history is the greatest thing #it’s all a bunch of divas acting overly dramatic and getting into passing contests over who was the better artist #and being commissioned by the church to create propaganda #and then using said propaganda art to add content that subtly undermines the church #I once wrote a ten page paper on that specifically #and let me tell you: the biggest divas were the sculptors (x)

I need this story on my blog