My very *cough* belated *cough* gift for @temperatezone for the Good Omens Exchange. I forgot to post it, pls forgive me.

I should start at the beginning, or maybe a little before then.
Anthony slunk around the shop, poking at this and that but (thankfully) not breaking anything. I’m not sure how he was even able to see my inventory, what with his dark shades. But he seemed to be satisfied with what he saw when he finally approached the counter and leaned half his body on it.
“Say, do you happen to carry wine? Anything from 1865?”
...I own an art shop.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens) Additional Tags: ineffable husbands, Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens), Christmas, Fluff, Comedy, Secret Santa, gomens Summary: for @prince-of-heaven-and-hell


i am so sorry that it took so long, thank you so so much for being so kind as to let me submit late!!!!! i had a great time with your prompts, they were so fun!! merry (belated) Christmas/happy holidays!!!!!

Thank you so much! Sorry about my delayed response, I’m a slow-poke too haha. Thank you though!!!

I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place in Rome, our first date, don’t you remember?”

Crowley shocked into silence for a good five minutes before shrieking, “THEN WHAT WAS THE WHOLE YOU-GO-TOO-FAST-FOR-ME THING THEN?”

And Aziraphale is just, “You drive 90 miles per hour in LoNDON!” 

someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image

Dramatic gay goth dares god to smite him down because of minor inconvenience whilst English major sophisticated gay husband and their children look on.

Excuse me they said someone who didn’t know shit about good omens

No one's safe from the duolingo owl....NO ONE.

(A page on facebook wanted this illustrated so I went with the opportunity)

i swear i still have a braincell

⬇Based on this post by Wrong Omens on twitter⬇