God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
[Image ID: Tweet from Luis Vercetti (@/ 97Vercetti) reading: i went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said "oh fuck my bad i used to work at dairy queen" & im still laughing about it lmao /End ID]
[Image ID: Tweet from Luis Vercetti (@/ 97Vercetti) reading: i went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said "oh fuck my bad i used to work at dairy queen" & im still laughing about it lmao /End ID]
Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.
This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.
Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.
Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:
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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”
What Flewin said next I will never forget.
“Oh, my!”
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TL;DR on the article
The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.
The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.
They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.
She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.
What traits would you assaign to Kermit The Frog... or is he not especially muppety enough for the pretenses of Eat God?
(With reference to this post here.)
I'd probably give a God-eater who is legally not Kermit the Frog "Amphibious" and "Striking Mien (Trustworthy)" to start. The third Trait is a bit of a toss-up, because Kermit doesn't really do much in the source material, so we don't have any obvious physical capabilities to riff on, and Traits in Eat God are 99% physical. You could go a lot of ways with it; personally I feel like it would be extremely funny to go with "Vile Venom (Hallucinogenic)" and give them a poisonous bite.
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
My eternal nemeses the Dutch already tried this and the results were not great!
Like, yes this is terrible, but why are the Dutch your eternal nemesis?
I told them they should wear helmets while riding their bicycles
obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them
clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up
And sorcerers are like "no wait, hold on. This is basically a curse. I've been *experiencing* magic against my will since I was born and it's hurt a lot of people."
... and then everyone glares at the warlock in the corner. Their response: "Yeah, no. That's fair. I blew Cthulhu in the parking lot behind the McDonald's and now I can do magic. Best deal ever. You all can (and should) suck it."
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD
I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD
My sibling sent this to me with no explanation it’s how we communicate
"This would fix her" no, it would make her happier, but it would also make her worse.
Genuine question: What criteria do you use to make that distinction?
Collateral damage.
Charles Jeffery Loverboy via spotlighttime on Instagram
Banana Boots - 3x walking speed but you do a slippery slide when you stop walking
Item: Banana Boots