aight ima bring back the o n e that got me here in the first place

tumblr hates trannies

need vanilla lovey dovey sex need to be held and cherished like a precious gem need to indulge in sweet pleasure with someone who loves every inch of me

@schlafenfuchs

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe

ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE

This bike discourse is the dumbest shit ever. Of course this would happen on tumblr. Only tumblrites would genuinely believed that the laws of physics don’t apply to Europeans

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

Gravity legally cannot hurt you if you scream "NO GODS NO MASTERS" immediately before impact

I'm so fucking tired of this bicycle helmet discourse. Bike helmets aren't going to do shit to protect you if you get hit by a car

Most of the time... Bike accidents.... Involve things.... Other than cars...... like the ground....also it's safety gear..... Wearing it is non negotiable.... You are one accident away from being permanently disabled..... You need to protect your brain

Not towards OP

Is OSHA and other safety regulations also cop behavior?

*sigh* The belief that OSHA and other safety regulations are cop behavior are common opinions that people have, anarchist or not. Wearing PPE is annoying and often uncomfortable, sweaty, and cumbersome. People also generally hate being told to be careful, because they believe that "be careful" is synonymous with "hey, you're too stupid to do that without hurting yourself".

But all it takes is one time for you to slip up and suddenly the grinder disk that would have gotten stuck in your safety glasses is in your eye, or you're getting treated for lung cancer because you didn't want to wear your respirator while you welded. These are decisions that you were free to make, but might seriously regret later on.

People will scream until they're blue in the face about how oppressive it is to have to wear a safety vest and hard hat on a construction site, but do you really think that the hammer that slipped out of your buddy's hand is going to take that into consideration when it collides with your skull?

No political theory will save you from an accident. You can either wear your PPE, or can die, unexpectedly, painfully, and slowly. The choice is yours. Go argue with a lathe if you feel so strongly about it.

ADHD has taken so fucking much from me. I can’t read books it’s so stressful to drive anywhere. Nothing gets done school is so so fucking hard I have no patience I can’t paint or sculpt or draw because it’s all too slow and boring and it just hurts to do anything that isn’t drawing my attention five different places. I want to be positive about it and so long I’ve tried to excuse it and think I could just get over it but. I dont know. I wish I didn’t have to do this.

My brain is full of holes and that affects both my quality of life and my value as a person. That’s the take away from the last five years of my life. Get therapy and get medicated because nobody loves a bitch with adhd and you need to fix that if you want a place in this world. (I’m exaggerating. There’s like five wonderful people on this planet that love a bitch with adhd and they’re absolute fucking angels)

As a person with ADHD I just do not trust my memory. I find nt people are incredibly confident that their memories are the correct records of events, which I think is one part fascinating two parts silly. Me? If you ask me if I brought my coat, I’ll go check. I think I did but I’m not sure. I’m never sure. 

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

How odd, wonder why we have something called the Rotterdam Score

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i don't care if the barbie movie is even good at this point. the amount of marketing and advertisements and brand integrations i've seen for it has poisoned my heart forever

this is so fucking sad how we're treating our sctors. its no wondee they're striking and eating people in the streets and biting people in the streets

This is so real and so sad, I heard they’re striking and biting people and watching their blood run down their neck and across their bosom as the suck their warm blood from their smooth elegant neck and they thank their victim for their generosity but they’re already passed out (from the blood loss) so they don’t really hear it. Also really sad about the goon cave. Get well soon.