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Amazing timelapse of heavy rains falling on the community | source                         

Holy smokes

This is always so cool to watch

the top 12 most mouth-actor-y mouth actors of all time: ranked

#current mood

A 3D Printed Sundial Displays Time Like a Digital Clock

NOW THAT’S JUST SHOWING OFF

cr: 百变花央

I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles

Phyllis Shafer’s landscapes make me fucking insane

comfort

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

Why the hell is my first Minecraft impulse of the year to turn all lanterns into lava lamps??

eheeeeheheheh lava lamp

EHEEHEHEHEHHEEEH LAVA LAMPS

im at a taco bell that has fairy lights and several water features? this is the nicest tacobell i have ever seen in my entire life???

hello???

google isn't letting us accept any routes home now

Hotel California looks different than I imagined.

They are going on an adventure!

This is ABOARABLE. 🐗💜

I NEED MOAR OF THESE BOARS :D

TIL Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

via reddit.com

last good president

Wait, I just remembered, Richard Nixon was the guy who signed the fucking legislation requiring childproof safety lids on medication. He literally did this to himself

There has never been a president so committed to owning himself as Tricky Dick

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

I love this so much

Different Love Stories by Yingzong X

POV we live in a little cottage and spend our days baking ♡

cows... the gentlest and most curious of gods

ok wig this was supposed to say gods creatures