me @ every ballad
Rest in peace, Tina Turner
November 26, 1939 - May 24, 2023
come watch eurovision we got:
funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator
human neon conga line
thor in a toyota
pagan wedding rituals
edgar allan poe
token boyband
tiny woman in a box
possessed barbie dolls
xena, warrior singer
matrix cosplayers
glam rock fire lord ozai
cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures
and lastly, europe when the votes come in
Post Eurovision Depression has never hit me this hard
United by music? No, United by hatred for the juries.
— Graham Norton on Slovenia’s entry
— Graham Norton on Germany’s song
Eurovision Song Contest 2023 Grand Final
🇦🇹 Austria: Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?
Pop song no. 1 / ⚫️🔴Black and Red staging no. 1 🔴⚫️ / ❤️🤍🖤❤️154x Poes ❤️🤍🖤❤️/ 0.003 from Spotify 😡 Call out the music industry / EDGAR ALLAN POE POE POE POE POE EDGAR ALLAN POE WHO THE HELL IS🎶𓄿 / O mio padre, there's a ghost in my body!🎶👻📇 / Songwriting masterclass no. 1 📝🎼
🇵🇹 Portugal: Mimicat - Ai Coração
Girly Bop no. 1 / 👏😻🕺🏽💃🏻❤️Cabaret❤️💃🏻🕺🏽😻👏 / ⚫️🔴Black and Red staging no. 2 🔴⚫️/ Heart theme song no. 1 ❤️
🇨🇭 Switzerland: Remo Forrer - Watergun
Ballad no. 1 🔫 / Anti-war song no. 1 / Unofficial song for All Quiet on the Western Front / Switzerland The song is decent but, You’re the Andy Cohen of the country, you host The Real Housewives Reunion Shows while The Real Housewives of the World 🗺 have to endure the catfights and melodrama. / ⚫️🔴Black and Red staging no. 3 🔴⚫️
🇵🇱 Poland: Blanka - Solo
Girly Bop Song no. 2 / Nepo Bejba 😒 / Mum I want Ariana Grande and Chanel Terrero, we have Ariana Grande and Chanel Terrero at home / 🖤🤍⛓Gladiator by Jann⛓🤍🖤 should have been here 😢😤
🇷🇸 Serbia: Luke Black - Samo Mi Se Spava
Dance no. 1 - Industrial music 🎹🔩🛠⚙️🤖 / Insomnia song 🛌 / Hello 👋, 👾🎮GAME OVER, BITCH 🎮👾 / My Emotional Support Lobster🦞
🇫🇷 France: La Zarra - Évidemment
Girly Bop Song no. 3 / Dance no. 2 / Giant Woman / Vedette Disco Queen 💃🏽🪩🎤🔵⚪️🔴 / La Zarra doing was France does best bring the city of lights to Eurovision.
🇨🇾 Cyprus: Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart
Ballad no. 2 / 💔🔥Who broke your heart?🔥💔 / Black and Red staging no. 4 🔴⚫️ / Heart theme song no. 2 ❤️
🇪🇸 Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Ballad no. 3 / That wasn’t a lullaby, that was a trance😳🤯😢/ Heart theme song no. 3 ❤️ / Black and Red staging no. 5 🔴⚫️
🇸🇪 Sweden: Loreen - Tattoo
Girly Bop and Ballad no. 4 / Loreen welcome back 📦 Unofficial song for Dune: Part 2 🖋⚫🌅🏜 / Terry Wogan no. 9 toast 🥂
🇦🇱 Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Ballad no. 5 / Black and Red staging no. 6 🔴⚫️ / 🖤❤️🔥Family 🔥❤️🖤 / This song is on Dom Toretto’s playlist 🎧
🇮🇹 Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due Vite
Ballad no. 6 / 💠That Top💠 / Trampoline 😛
🇪🇪 Estonia: Alika - Bridges
Ballad no. 7 / Ghost Piano 👻🎹 / Keep Mae Muller away from any bridges 🌉😬
🇫🇮 Finland: Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha
Hyperpop song - Dance no. 3 / Introvert at a party song / 📦🍹💃🏻💚🖤💗🎶Cha! Cha! Cha! Cha! Cha! Cha! Cha! 🎶💗🖤💚💃🏻🍹📦 / Venom is that you? 🧐
🇨🇿 Czechia: Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Girly Bop no. 5 / Leave her sister’s crown alone 👑 / 💗We’re are not your dolls / Chose Love Over Power 🎶💗 / Vesna Whipping Their Hair Back and Forward Willow Smith would be proud of you.
🇦🇺 Australia: Voyager - Promise
Rock song no. 1 🎸 / Everything is going to be alright 🎶🚘🤘❤️💙🎆🏙🌃
🇧🇪 Belgium: Gustaph - Because Of You
Dance song no 1. - 90s House music / Gustaph’s Hat is the love child of Jay Kay of Jamiroquai and Boy George 🎩 / 💗🤍🖤 Found Family Anthem 💗🤍🖤 / 🏳️🌈 The Category is Eurovision Grand Final Realness 🏳️🌈
🇦🇲 Armenia: Brunette - Future Lover
Girly Bop no. 6 / Ballad no 7. - R&B song / Be Good, Do Good, Look Good 🎶🥺💞
🇲🇩 Moldova: Pasha Parfeni - Soarele şi Luna
Dance no. 4 / Pasha Welcome Back /🌜💿🎚🎛☀️🌳🪈 Pagan Techno Ritual 🪈🌳☀️🎛🎚💿🌛
🇺🇦 Ukraine: TVORCHI - Heart Of Steel
Hip hop song no. 1 / 💙🔩💛 / A band that truly live up to their name🎨
🇳🇴 Norway: Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Girly Bop no. 6 Dance no. 5 / FOR QUEEN ALESSANDRA!! ⚪️🌌⚔️👸🏻⚔️🌌⚪️ / Beat Saber Game / Edna Mode: No Capes!!
🇩🇪 Germany: Lord of the Lost - Blood & Glitter
Rock song no. 2 🎸 / 🩸✨🔥🎶Blood & Glitter 🎶 🔥 ✨🩸 / If David Bowie discovered Heavy metal during the Ziggy Stardust era 🤘👨🎤🤘
🇱🇹 Lithuania: Monika Linkytė - Stay
Ballad no. 8 / 🌅🧡💜🎶Čiūto tūto🎶💜🧡🌅 / Self-healing and Inner Peace 🤗🕊 / Monkia is a popular girl’s name in Lithuania 👶
🇮🇱 Israel: Noa Kirel - Unicorn
Girly Bop no. 7 / 🌈🦄BY THE POWER OF THE UNICORN 🦄🌈 / is the lyric Phenomenal, Phenomenal, Phenomenal or feminine, feminine, femininal or both.
🇸🇮 Slovenia: Joker Out - Carpe Diem
Rock song no. 2 🎸 / 🃏Shagadelic Rock🃏 / Fab Five / I can see them in an Austin Powers movie 🎥
🇭🇷 Croatia: Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!
Rock song no. 3 / Anti-war song no. 2 - Unofficial song for Croatia adaptation of Dad’s Army / Mama kupila traktora ŠČ! 🎶 / Onaj mali psihopat 🎶 / Most teenage on MTV My Super Sweet Sixteen ask for a car, not a tractor 🚜 / I didn’t know Uncle Fester was in a band with Freddie Mercury 🤭
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: Mae Muller - I Wrote A Song
Girly Bop no. 8 / Songwriting masterclass no. 2 📝🎼 / I told you to keep Mae Muller away from any bridges 🌉 😐
- Graham Norton, most relatable man alive
and when the world got me going crazy i carry on and it's all because of eurovision!!!
semi-final 2 of eurovision 2023 is upon us! introducing the 16 artists performing tonight!!! tag yourself i'm 2 broke girls
we might be different but under the falling sun, tonight we are ALL watching eurovision!!!
and who, you ask, is joining us?? wonder no further!!! 15 artists! 15 songs!! 15!!!! tag yourself i'm uniqlo
Eurovision is tonight and it's going to be my whole personality for a few hours
happy eurovision tag yourself tag your fave tag your friends






