I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015

you just saw a drug dealer

Every year around this time Mariah Carey tells me that all she wants for Christmas is me, but I have yet to even get a text. Getting real sick of your shit, Mariah. / cr

Vintage Blog

How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else

we used to actually be friends lmao don’t know what happened to that.. but anyways ur a qt and i’d say to text me but u never respond but yea, i hope ur doing well homie

kitty

hmu if u wanna stroke my hair and rub my back and genuinely care about my well being

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