Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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Respect i suppose?
🍿watching me suffer while eating popcorn

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
🫡
Respect i suppose?
🍿watching me suffer while eating popcorn
talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare
Will graham
I realised that was who u were talking about 2 days later and I just thought I were describing someone random
Whoops
talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare
Will graham
I realised that was who u were talking about 2 days later and I just thought I were describing someone random
talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare
Will graham
They have friendship I have a sandwich I think I’m winning it has cheese and it’s toasty.
y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
mad because you’re in the control group, aren’t you?
I think it was his eye! yes, it was this!
i love the wtnv team
Cecil what is this
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection
World Heritage Post
talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare
Will graham
I’m sorry everyone, but I’m going to have to close my inbox for a bit.
It turns out that my former friend has been talking about me behind my back. The fact that they were talking about dropping me as a friend for years is just sickening to me.
I’ll return in a few days. I need some time off.
Reblog to squeeze the person you reblogged this from like this
I once had a dream where I had a argument with my parents, ran out of the house crying and went to the bus stop.
The bus that arrived was blue with pink windows, I got on and the bus driver scanned me with a barcode scanner. She said, “human” and I was confused, but got on
I saw my classmate and sat next to her, she said she didn’t know I was from the galaxy. I responded that I had no idea what was going on and she laughed it off and told me I knew I’d be killed if I wasn’t from the galaxy.
She told me she was from Uranus and I remembered a newspaper article about technology on Uranus that I thought was fake. I told her I’d been to Uranus and described the technology I’d seen. She said I was correct and introduced me to her friends, who gave me bread with strawberry jam.
I walked down the bus (now a train) isle and saw a good friend of mine sitting alone
I rushed up to her and told her I had no idea what was happening. She told me we were going to outer space and that I couldn’t let anyone know I wasn’t from the galaxy.
She said she was a type of alien that everyone was scared of, and that she was really rich. I asked for some money. She gave me 20000 galaxy coins, which she says was enough to last me 19 years. I believed her.
I put her number on my phone, (now a space phone) and told her I’d call her when I got off.
When I woke up I didn’t realise the dream had ended and immediately texted her “thanks for the 20000 galaxy coins” and went back to sleep
We were both confused the next morning.