this song destroys my will to live every other time except for this one
That’s not a cursed image
Chess v2.001 Patch Notes
- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings
- Rooks go hog wild
@legends-of-the-giganticverse now this is a war.
Creepy/Halloween sentence starters & prompts
I really want to write some things for Halloween! Feel free to send some in or reblog and use these yourself!
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- “What is your greatest fear?”
- “Do you dare me?”
- “I don’t think we should go in there.”
- “You won’t make it the night.”
- “This was a horrible idea.”
- “Nope, I’m not scared.”
- “I don’t think your arm is supposed to bend that way.”
- “Oh yeah, I’m totally into cannibalism.”
- ‘Vampires aren’t real, though.”
- “Is that really red syrup? Please tell me it’s syrup.”
- “What was that noise?’ “Which noise?” “You know, the one that sounded like fingernails scrapping?”
- “I heard that he died right over there.”
- “Don’t touch me!” “I didn’t.”
- “Have you ever heard about what happened in that house?”
- “This can’t be the zombie apocalypse. I’m not caught up on my favorite shows.”
- “I’m not sure we are going to make it out of here.”
- “That’s disgusting.”
- “Please don’t touch the human remains.”
- “I’m calling it. We are lost in the woods.”
- “Please take your mask off.”
- “What’s that? “You don’t want to know. Don’t look.”
- “I dare you to go in there. Alone.”
- “Please don’t leave me here!”
- “I don’t want to end up like the others.”
- “I never thought I’d fall in love with a werewolf.”
- “Did you know that no one has ever made it out alive?”
- “Anyone who goes there refuses to talk about it afterward.”
- “Nah, I don’t get scared.”
- “Get it off me!”
- “We only have to make it until sunrise, which is… 7 hours away.”
- “I thought vampires were supposed to burst into flames when they get staked.”
- “I told you I carry holy water around for a reason!”
- “I can’t stand blood.” “Good thing it’s everywhere.”
- “Do you know any spells to get rid of this thing?”
- “I… i think I have fangs.”
- “Of course, the graveyard at midnight is super sexy and not creepy, let’s go there.”
- “Wait, why does this grave have your name on it?”
- “I don’t think this is our town anymore.”
- “And this is why you shouldn’t screw with the laws of nature.”
- “I can’t get a signal on my phone, the car is dead, and I’m fairly certain we are out of matches.”
- “The mayor has declared a state of emergency. I told you we should have left.”
- Free request! Come up with a scenario or sentence prompt of your own.
I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.
Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵
Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works
How do you find $999 on the floor?
I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .
DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure
Fuck it
Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!
Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt
The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?
hi i need money
hi same hh
I like money
Same tho
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives
friendly reminders to
- Brush your teeth/floss
- Wash your face/hair
- Put on some lotion
- Take your medicine
- Drink some water
- Tell yourself something good about yourself
- Take a break when you need it
- Take a moment to breathe deeply and relax your muscles
- Eat some fruits and veggies
- Eat what makes you happy
- Don’t be so hard on yourself
- Remember that everything is going to be okay
May you always have enough for rent.
and enough left over for food and transportation
And your bills.
Amen.
And some just for yourself and personal needs
And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills
And some to help those who deserve it
And enough to build your savings
And enough for small happy things to keep your sanity up.
The River Styx
“Surf’s up”
“oh fuck o.o”
oh wow i love this
Ever notice how a lot of modern interpretations of Grim show him like a cool uncle? Handing out (after)life advice and generally just being a cool dude while doing his job.
Not a complaint, it’s pretty cool imo
Safety warnings from the Japanese manual for the Nintendo Wii

