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Pretty Pink Wifey

@pretty-pink-wifey

NSFW! 41 yo Bimbo Fuckdolly! My Daddy is @feministdolltrainer Anything I think is fun, like rocks, sexy ladies, and kitties! Nails, nature, and nerdy shit too! Nothing here is mine unless marked.
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Welcome once again

So it finally happened. The old blog got nuked with approximately 55,000 followers. I spent a little time over the weekend browsing tumblr without a good place to post to, and it just didn’t feel right.  I need a space to share my thoughts, my life, and my kinks with others. As such, here I am again.

This time, I’m going to do my best to avoid getting shadowbanned/nuked. Thus, this blog will have mostly the same content as the previous edition, but without the explicit nudity that tumblr finds distasteful.

So, what to expect? BDSM, objectification, bimbofication, hypnosis, mind-control fantasies, left-wing politics, weird art, funny shit, bizarre memes, and whatever else I come across that strikes a chord. In addition, I’m also going to make more of a concerted effort to post pics and share stories of @pretty-pink-wifey‘s journey to become the best trophy doll she can be.

Hope y’all enjoy, and we’ll see how long we can make it last this time around.

Please follow my Daddy's new blog!!!!

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Strapping a vibrator to you on max while I bend you over my knee and spank you so your brain starts to associate the stinging pain with overwhelming feeling of cumming your brains out. Eventually, I'll have you fully trained to cum while you're spanked even without the vibrator, just from the pain. What a pretty little painslut you'll make.

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jaegerdog2

She knew how to pull in an audience..

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neil-gaiman

My son (9) is writing a horror story with his friend in a shared notebook at school. I am delighted. He was telling me (in intricate detail) the plot and I mentioned he should read the book Coraline as it had similar vibes. He said he’d seen the movie and found it very scary.

I said he should try the book anyway. Books could be both scarier and not as scary at the same time.

So he asked me about the author and I said, “oh you like him and his writing already!” And he was so confused so I mentioned you were same author that wrote Fortunately The Milk, the Chu’s Day books, and the Blueberry Girl book his sister loved. He was dumbfounded.

Then he asked me why you’d written both Coraline and Fortunately The Milk.

I looked up the answer to the former on Tumblr (thanks for tagging!) and read it and he liked the answer a lot. But we weren’t sure about the latter. I told him it might be similar to one of the reasons you wrote Coraline.l, but that I would send you a message to see if you might answer.

So here’s the question - why did you write Fortunately The Milk?

(He also likes The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish so if you want to answer the same question for that one too, that’d be awesome.)

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I wrote Fortunately The Milk because I liked the idea of writing a book with a good dad who did stuff. Dads tend to get short shrift in fiction, especially children's fiction. I liked the idea of making up for The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish...

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Anonymous asked:

Who invented the cheese grater?

Same guy who invented pizza. He wanted to turn the mozzarella into smaller bits to let it melt and all was well for ages, until four turtles devoured all his pizza and he became their sworn villain, Shredder.

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