my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

I literally have never understood this.

I lowkey (but rlly highkey) need affection right now

I don’t want to get over you

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

if you spend too much time throwing shade your forget how to shine 

calum: *does anything even mildly impressive*

michael: *applauds enthusiastically and shouts from across the room* that’s my boyfriend!!

Golden Trio

Joanna Kuchta by Chloe Sheppard

Beyoncé at Superbowl 50

Two Door Cinema Club ✖ What You Know 

*someone makes an ignorant text post* *is criticised* *apologises* *is bullied for the following 2 years*