Why does he say it like that?? 😭

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spoonie-isms

beecreeper

Why aren't we talking about him

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

velociraptors-in-hats

She chose to eat people

mioxenoblade

God forbid women do anything

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autisticcentral

"ok but are you diagnosed" what are you a cop.

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DNP Rewatch: 12 Year Old Dan's Website

Date video was published: 09/22/2014 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 243

This is the first video Dan filmed for his channel in over a month, since Who’s more likely to - Dan or Phil? was recorded back in June and Dan and Tyler Being Offensive in earlier August. Also, 10+ minutes long! DNP’s videos are starting to get longer in general.

0:08 - I mean…I also have forgotten most everything I did on the internet as a young teenager, so that’s not so surprising

0:30 - he is regretting that now. Also the fact that a 12-year-old can just make a website is a bit scary.
0:32 - wow that colored text

0:49 - I mean…that is funny for a 12-year-old
0:59 - his love of a ‘space theme’ hasn’t changed
1:10 - he’s actually so impressed with this part, awww
1:20 - already so embarrassed at himself and he’s barely started reading
1:49 - yikes.
1:54 - aww, little Dan!

2:12 - I find it hilarious that Dan thought of himself as a surfer and Phil thought of himself as a snowboarder when they were young
2:35 - Dan’s little cough of embarrassment
2:50 - it is VERY BRIGHT
2:59 - also has not changed much. “that’s kinda sad” oh 🙁
3:20 - he’s not embarrassed about that!

3:26 - this editing moment is very Phil, actually with the pop up and annotations.
3:47 - of course his example is Britney Spears, lol. Also, Limewire wow.
3:52 - any Muse mention will always get me. And from when he was so young!
4:11 - young actor Dan. You can tell he must have been so proud of this when he made this site and kept adding to it. 🥺
4:31 - yikes, young Dan was not holding back
4:47 - laughing so much at this heading.
4:56 - just skipping over the Moulin Rogue bit.
5:09 - the most he’s cringed at anything so far somehow
5:40 - oh Dan 😕

5:57 - “this page is a riot” He’s amused more than embarrassed for the moment!
6:31 - and now we know why.
6:44 - I’m scared that he know what hentai was at age 12. But this is a very 12-year-old boy thing to think was cool, yikes.
7:16 - hmmm, he hadn’t been doing the “straight” act so much in videos recently but has a couple times in this one
7:38 - the llama song reference! wow.
7:57 - lol at him concentrating so hard
8:07 - 😱 NO THANKS. He was almost off the chair. I also wonder wtf Phil thought was going on if he was home while Dan was filming this.
8:52 - he posted the video of him going through this part at normal speed on his second channel
9:16 - lol at him leaving a bad review on his own site after that
9:38 - oh DAN. 😕

10:01 - he is so right about this. I’m the same age as Dan so my early experience with the internet and noticing the difference with kids now is the same as his thoughts here.
10:13 - lol at the self aware comment
10:54 - great ending.

Why did this video make me so sad.

A comment noted (and I checked) that this is the last video on Dan’s channel where he is wearing earrings, until (I think) he starts wearing the silver hoop in early 2018. He is still wearing them in several of the joint videos coming up on Phil’s channel though.

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heyitsbpd

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

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heyitsbpd

cowsheep

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

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heyitsbpd

cowsheep

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

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bastionkeeper

derinthescarletpescatarian

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.