yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
The funny part about the "I'm not going to coddle my kids, the real world isn't going to be nice to them" kind of people is that once their kids are grown and out of the house, they spend years being continuously astonished to learn that people as cold and mean as their parents are actually extremely rare.
You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)
yea ok Amazon recommendations thank u
of fucking COURSE I LIKE HIM
The Barbie movie and Oppenheimer are in the same universe to me, it’s the tragic and dark story of how Barbie transitioned into the infamous theoretical physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer after leaving behind the hyper feminine plastic lifestyle
But what style of music does Kusuo really like?
He’s listened to Megan Thee Stallion before bless 🙏
What truly unites Saiki and all his friends is the fact that they’d all cry at a miku concert
Every June Will & Hannibal send a Pride postcard to Jack covered in blood but in a lame ‘facebook couple’ pose style and it’s always in a different country and by the time he gets there, there’s no trace of them. His fridge is covered in postcards from them and Jack tells his therapist he’s losing his mind because he’s happy to see Will finally smile even if he’s committing murders with a cannibal
One day Jack receives a pink box with a gigantic bow on it. Inside there’s two actual human hearts sown together and a really cheesy photo of Hannibal and Will hugging, sporting matching grins, Will showing off his left hand to the camera. The back of the photo reads “He said yes!!” in what Jack tries really hard to convince himself is red ink and not blood. And he’s really conflicted because on one hand he is literally holding the hearts of two innocent people who had to die for these dramatic gays’ wedding announcement but at the same time he can’t help but smile because Good For Them.
he really wants to find them. in order to put them behind bars forever, of course. or maybe to give them a waffle iron because damn it, he’s got manners and a knack for picking out wedding gifts.
(Pushing my baby in my stroller while the cross dimensional being i met at a bar talks to me) Yeah man it’s like sometimes work just gets overwhelming. Oh shit dude your babys a bowl of pasta in rhis demension lol (Takes a bite)
my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead
yes your saw dvd collection is very impressive can we fuck now
I <3 dog motifs. I <3 dog symbolism. I <3 dog imagery. I <3 devotion to the point of pain. I <3 unconditional love even in the face of violence.
Ok so you know how in Social Psychology, Jeff says he wants to be the kind of friend “somewhere between total stranger and having to hear about the guys you date?” And then he tacks on, “and ideally just a notch below driving you to the airport?” And you know how he drives Annie and Abed to the airport in the finale? I am trying so hard to keep it together
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