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NORMALIZE GIRL CYLINDER

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

i just think it would be so sexy if the rail workers said fuck u to biden and started striking and then truckers would be like ukw slay and joined and it just was a domino effect and everyone stayed home and hung out w their neighbors and shit and everyone worth more than a mil or two killed themselves

paid sick leave exists in a majority of countries on earth and the US government is acting like the demand for it is a radical anticapitalist act that will destroy the economy. OK

the thing managers don't think about when they ask you to do your job is that you have a little kitty cat all alone at home and you miss her :\

Just a bunch of cats 🎈

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

‘The Shortest Day’ illustrations by Carson Ellis

if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑

tumblr live and the idea of instant comm here cracks me up bc I know the demographic here is women who don’t respond quickly to texts even though they long to escape their loneliness and experience sincere life long connection and so stew for days upon weeks in their inability to say “not much, how are you!” To a “what are you up to” text. Live feed for this userbase indeed……

@vancekilo how does it feel being the most correct person to ever comment on a post

i think a lot about how in the past women/afab people disguised themselves as men and lived for years undetected (in all-male workplaces!!) because it really drives home the point that there is so much natural variation in human bodies that would enable somebody to believably do this. like not only is it natural for men to be very short but it's also natural for them to have high voices, it's natural for women to be tall, built, and masculine, and the fact that people in the past just rolled with it like "he has dainty hands and that's none of my business" gives me some type of jealousy. people have gotten way too comfortable deciding what traits are normal for what sex. i think we all need to mind our business more.

Honestly I hope the rail workers strike and I hope it does disrupt my Christmas plans some because it’s a sign labor still has power. Strikes and protests that don’t actually inconvenience anyone are Pepsi ads not politics.

Everyone needs a work gender and a home gender actually if you don't do this you can't have a work-life balance

One trait that all imperialist cultures seem to have in common is seeing the act of learning someone else's language as an act of yielding and submission. The logic that learning your language in order to talk to you means that they are submitting to you, but making you learn their language in order to communicate with them means they are subjugating you.

The universal trait of every other culture is talking shit about these people behind their back right in front of them in a language they refused to learn.

Like yeah I'm aware that people would probably be doing that to me in sign language or something, but what am I going to do about it? Bitch and whine until I'm convinced I made them stop? Curl up and die?

If I could be annoyed to death by other people existing, then killing me is justified.

it's true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can't tell me things wouldn't be at least slightly more bearable

posts that aged VERY well

Idk I think a lot of people latched on to the chemical imbalance theory so quickly is cause it's a lot harder to accept that the world is just inherently traumatizing for p much everyone

Like I think there's a lot of deeply traumatized people out there who are currently in denial but also like I've met a lot of people who had happy childhoods and all that who are still so anxious and depressed. And like, of course they are. The basic way we structure familial authority, our school system, and even just learning the basic lessons of growing up, they're all based on shaming and embarrassment. No wonder everyone's so anxious

will never forgive what corporations have done to feminism and how they have brainwashed countless young girls into thinking this new wave of feminism is how it should be. that they are rebelling by not being basic yet still being as pretty as humanly possible at all times. that the best place a girl can be is a ceo. that womanhood is sacred and divine and specific and cant be dirty or ugly or annoying or come in different shapes and sizes. we are slowly turning back to being pure and beautiful as possible through some warped ass tiktok “spirituality”

girls can be boys who can be girls who can be ugly and loud and insufferable and work shitty jobs and be fine with that and not feel like climbing the ladder who can be mean and angry and not divine and beautiful who can do things without worrying about being posted or photographed at any moment and who can eat junk food and meat and whatever and not feel like wearing certain clothes and makeup to conform into whatever new type of girl is trendy this week. cold girl makeup clean girl makeup gorgeous girl brands fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you stop trying to sell the womanhood i own back to me

name a cuntier dog than the afghan hound

bugs are so important to this world I will never diminish the worth of a bug but the truthis they scare me and I don’t want them in my home please