rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
Fallout + Homestar Runner Quotes
"Kristen, you look burnt. Or dead."
"Some people have braces. Some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the Raiders."
"..."videographer" is just one of my many professions that have quotes around them! I'm also a "heart surgeon", a "licensed technician", a "poultry farmer", and a "fireman"."
"Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country? Will you, stupid?"
"That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
"And this is my fist! You might remember it from "Bloodied Pulp: The Amazingly True Story of Your Face in Five Seconds"!"
"I've got some bad news, boys. We're in space!"
"It's in a better place, Courier. Or rather, it's in the same place but now it's got a big hole through it."
"I will literally do whatever comes out of that sweet rectangular mouth next."
"Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of da terlet there!"
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Socktopus by Gustave Verbeek, Evening Star, Washington DC, July 21, 1912
For some reason I'm still trying to watch my posture to avoid becoming a vulture.
I should just embrace it at this point. I've already mastered eating horribly and vomiting when threatened, so all I have left to figure out is flight and I'm good. I mean, it can't be that hard if *pigeons* can do it.
you guys just say sentences
I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you're a swifty on tumblr these days
no it isn’t. hope this helps
"You And I Are Earth”, 1661, Creator unknown. Found in a London sewer. Tin-glazed earthenware plate, Collection of the Museum of London.
Amen to that little dude
When food so good you see god
Transcendent in my tummy
