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Found in my moms pantry. Expired 7.5 years ago….
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Looks like some type of wand
I don't understand. Why do black people say white people don't season their food?
Here’s a little story of the first time I experienced white cooking.In 7th grade I had this white neighbor Shannon who was cool af to hang out with when she wasn’t threatening to kill her parents for walking into her room without knocking first.Anyways, one day Shannon invited me to have dinner at her house because they were having spaghetti. I could have sworn she had pasta for 2 months straight (idk what it is with white people and pasta but they eat that shit faithfully). I asked my parents if I could have dinner and Shannon’s house and they just started busting out laughing and my dad was like, “what are y'all gon eat? fresh grass with a hint of lemon for flavor?“And they just started laughing again. Now at this point I’m confused so I just give them the wtf are you talking about look and took that as a yes(I haven’t forgiven them to this day for that shit and not warning me).Fast forward to the dinner, I sit at the table and I kid you not the spaghetti was half cooked with a dab of what looked like freshly squeezed tomato paste as the sauce. Now I’m confused af because Shannon, her three siblings and dad are eating this shit with pure joy. I take a bite of the spaghetti and all I taste is uncooked disappointment with a dash of failure. I was pissed but I had no way out I had to do it for Lil Saint.Shannon was like, “oh mom this is delicious, is this a new recipe?”Her mom happy af that someone noticed was like, “yes honey I decided to try something new from the cookbook so I added a pinch of salt to the spaghetti. And I decided to cook it only halfway so it could contain it’s original flavor and crunch.”In my head I’m like, “YOOOO WHAT THE HELL, there are so many things wrong with this. Crunch and flavor? What type of shit…it’s spaghetti not baked chicken (which she didn’t even have the decency of making to fucking balance out the meal with protein) and a pinch of salt? Bitch you made spaghetti for 7 people and all you added was a pinch of salt? (Someone tell me what’s up with white people cookbooks and this pinch of salt shit. They could be making a platter for a party of people and they would still just “sprinkle a pinch of salt"😒)White people went around stealing all these herbs and spices from different countries but couldn’t even have the decency to learn how to use them properly😒White parents so quick to call a black parent whooping their child for misbehaving abuse when the real abuse is them feeding their children that bland ass shit they call food.
“do it for Lil Saint” 😂😂😂
^^^^^ lmaoooo
whipperrsnapperr lafemmeacadem STRUGGLING TO BREATHE.
“uncooked disappointment with a dash of failure”
Lmao noooo. Shannon’s parents disrespectful af
Wild af from start to finish
I am screaming 😂
“Fresh grass with a hint of lemon for flavor” … Man it’s too early!!! 😂😂😂
"This shit not chicken"😂😂😂
I know i cant be the only one who thought this was a giant open mouth at first glance
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Once upon a time, there were two men that fell in love~
Acid is hands down my favorite artist. Like. Look at that. Look at that fucking art, don’t even tOUCH ME
Is it just me or does Ariel look like Mikey cyrus
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one girl didnt reblog this and she he turned into a disgusting, smelly boy
*screams* BOYS! NO! GET THEM AWAY! *scrubs*
I'm a lady😏
good luck, crispies
OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE
DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late
you doubted? believe, crispies
I just read divergent
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None of you are "of color"
Ya need to breathe
"Plop" I thought we were friends?!?






