Melly (Ambiguities)

sleep is for the people without internet access

Kermit the Frog was a good role model for me as an educated, middle class person because he recognized when his friends were being ignorant or irrational, but he was always patient and kind to them anyway.

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

Yo but foreal

Throwing actual turtles at other drivers when you want to pass them like in MarioKart

*drops down on one knee* will u sin with me

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

kill me thru the phone

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.

they would literally be 984 years old i………….

The most searched thing on Bing is probably Google.

snapchat:crlhariel

Avoid your period by getting pregnant