im so glad they gave this pathetic man lines and we finally got to hear him speak look at him scraggling around for a job i want him carnally
LOOK AT HOW FAR MY BOY HAS COME. STILL SO FABULOUS AND STILL SO TRAUMATISED.
If that's crying child I'll personally slap the shit out of Michael
HE'S SO SAD AND BURDENED BY THE HORRORS. I MUST HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
"oh shit it's my fucking dumb shitty son oh god i forgot that bitch existed"
New meme format just dropped
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Hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She’s gonna beat the shit out of you
she is taking him out on the town for an early 2000s makeover/shopping montage
Josh Hutcherson as Mike Schmidt Five Nights At Freddy’s (2023) dir. Emma Tammi
Clutching onto this Mike so hard. I don’t even care if he’s not Afton, love him sm
Warning everyone now, Josh Hutcherson and Mathew Lillard will be my white boys of the month in October, and I just thought you all deserved a warning




