i wanna suck HER dick so hard her stomach caves in like a caprisun. #feminism
smash announcer: Joe Biden!
shitty wiimote speaker: SODA!!!
why the FUCK does this have more than 10,000 notes
Post got so fucked up by updates it doesn’t even show ryu1964 as the OP anymore
There’s recklessness and then there’s whatever this guy is
*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:
Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles
Dude has a death wish
Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.
Truly the family that just keeps giving.
I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.
It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:
You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird
I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.
i need it (kmart parking lot cunnilingus)
Watched Pussin Boots 2 with the gf using the modified subtitles that actually transcribe the Spanish. They're very good, but it did end with this shot and it fucking killed us.
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
“They’re all powered by elecriticy!” - Mayor Porridge clears up confusion regarding fuel for trains! Also, cannot properly pronounce the word “electricity”.
i saw my own post on my dash for the first time so here’s some explaination:
1. “The foos are fighting now until 10pm” is dad’s way of telling me “foo fighters are on austin city limits for a full hour”
2. he does not call me pops he calls himself pops and he signed the text
3. he types in shorthand and uses as little punctuation as possible hence the “baked tater”
4. to this day he’s rly proud of this. i told him he has 180k notes and he giggles and says, “what was my line again?” and i tell him, “don’t like that pic” and he gets a kick out of it
















