martin

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman

we silently hi-five without making eye contact and keep it moving

no wait gay sex

I've never watched Scott Pilgrim but I'm reading about this animated Netflix series and apparently one of the reasons they were able to get the whole cast of the 2010 movie to reprise their roles is bc Michael Cera fucking responded to a 9 year old cast email thread out of nowhere as if no time had passed and got the cast all chatting with each other again

look at him.

there’s so many things I want to do! unfortunately there’s also little determination from my part and images to look at instead

god bless

date of origin: 3rd of august, 2012.

this post is going to make me throw up hes a board hes flat theres nothing there why would you make an edit of this concave ass im sick of tumblr i hate all of you

why dont you read/watch something that forces you to confront the fact that you are capable of feeling empathy for a person who has done deeply cruel or evil things. And maybe you’ll calm down

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

an actual world heritage post

happy 10th anniversary

I keep finding shirts like this and I want to draw House in ALL of them.

the masculine urge to go completely insane when people interrupt your lunch break with your best (boy)friend

tntduo welcome to the black parade realness i will never get over this

Daredevil 2.06 🔴

sketch sketchh