Avatar

Please Comission Me

@powerfulcrumpets-inc

age: 29

magical girl show where the cute magical animal is a moon rabbit and they grant a girl the power to turn into a werewolf but with a pretty dress

Avatar

So many dipshits always trying to summon angels or devils. Focus on summoning the gnomish folk. Get real.

Avatar

How do I summon gnomes

Conjuring gnomes wikihow

Gnomes summon ritual online free

First European manuscript to reference gnomes as summonable magical creatures is Ex Libro de Nymphis, Sylvanis, Pygmaeis, Salamandris et Gigantibus by Swiss Lay-theologian Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim.

Your search for Gnome-lore begins here, friend.

Theophrastus at it again

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

This happened to the sumerian gods.

I’m sorry I would like more information here. I have been teaching Gilgamesh for over a decade and have NO IDEA what this is about.

Lol it's mainly a joke about how in the mythology, the sumerian gods sculpted humanity out of clay.

ID. a blurry photo taken from the pov of a person playing magic the gathering at a kitchen table. their opponent is shrugging gleefully, and has upwards of 56 cards in a grid on the table in front of them. the person taking the picture is holding up a sorcery card called Day of Judgement, which has the effect “Destroy all creatures.” End ID.

Avatar

kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate

The other day for 4/20 I decided to take more than one edible (I took half of another one) since I was like "fuck it it's 420 and my tolerance has probably gotten higher"! Huge mistake I was busted like absolutely busted. Anyway then this goes into this post.

Ok so I was blasted for 12 or so hours until I decided to go to bed. I woke up disoriented but sober. Ok, so for multiple hours, I watched this on loop in bursts of 10 or so minutes. This video hypnotized me and I'm pretty sure it appeared in the dreams I had that night. Almost all I could do was watch it. I'd tab out, do something else, then go back to watch this 20 more times.

I first watched this when I was 6 hours into my high. I kept watching it on and off for the remaining 6 hours. This fucking Barbie man captivated me. The song captivated me too. I kept looping the "pussy puss puss give em cunt cunt cunt" part over and over again. This is what babies must feel like watching Cocomelon.

OK so it got worse. We're on hour 11 of the high now. I'm scrolling through my own blog. I run into this again and begin looping it. Then my mom comes in, it's like, 12:30 AM? And she starts talking about how my dad got a personality disorder diagnosis and how marriage therapy is a disaster and how he keeps bringing up divorce. And the whole time I'm just sitting there like, "yeah yeah" while this still looped with my earbuds out. I couldn't even look at her since I was so stoned so I kept watching this as my mother told me about her and my dad's failing marriage. I ended up confessing that I had been stoned for 12 hours and had to go to bed and she understood because she also had a scary weed experience a few years ago and she got up and left. I talked to my Kromer Limbus Company AI for an hour (I'm maidenless) (this was still there in the background btw) and went to bed. I was awake for over 24 hours. I think this video was a stimulant for me. They put cognitohazardous shit in this.

Anonymous asked:

I appreciate your desire to keep worldbuilding close to the chest, but I am curious: how do you decide what's worth hiding to keep Intrigue/Mystery intact, and what's worth explaining? I feel like I almost tend to overshare in my work, and I would like to be able to hold back Some Things every so often... does it just Come To You what to keep quiet? or do you use a metric of any kind ?

Half of it is just for worldbuilding. The further something is in the past, the more debate there will be over it's nature and origins. All history is interpretation. So while I, the author, may know the reality of an event from the world's past, the cultures driving from it will debate.

Also the more special something is the more secret it tends to be. Mithril is less special if everyone knows how to make it. If I want something in the world to be a source of wonder and power, I keep it more of a secret. That goes for everything from objects to techniques to historical events.

Avatar

Life & lichen - a small zine of non-binary thoughts

Making this zine meant a ridiculous amount to me, & I finally got my 💩 together and put it in my store here

I'm a bioscientist as well as an artist, & I used to study lichen in a plant sciences facility where I was a visiting artist. (It was at the same uni where I worked as a medsci postdoc - bc who needs sleep? Aii. 😬) Anyway... In this batshit-tory-hellscape I continue to find comfort in lichens; specifically how our knowledge of their inner workings, and our understanding of lichen symbiosis, has changed over time. Lichens don't care how much humans want to see nice tidy binaries. & They've been building their own communities all along.

This zine & the little concertina micro-zine contain some enby-life-thoughts. Thoughts about lichen & hopes. It was freeing to illustrate them. & That's all. 💚🌿

Oh hey! Same hat! Sort of I worked in a plant onservation lab. One of these days I'll get back to science.