Oh hey, I don’t think I ever posted this on my Tumblg. :)
So yeah, pretty much everyone in Miss Bustier’s class got together at Chloe’s apartment for a movie date night party! <3
Art by @taylaedraws on commission

@power-and-chaos / power-and-chaos.tumblr.com
Oh hey, I don’t think I ever posted this on my Tumblg. :)
So yeah, pretty much everyone in Miss Bustier’s class got together at Chloe’s apartment for a movie date night party! <3
Art by @taylaedraws on commission
14 & 15 are such hard ages literally i’m so glad I am not 14 or 15 anymore
If you’re 14/15 right now trust me when I say it gets easier once you start to understand yourself and at 14/15 you’re still trying to figure out who you are so don’t be too hard on yourself for being confused or sad because you are just a caterpillar and one day you’ll be a butterfly
I'm 37 right now.
trust me it doES NOT GET EASIER
Welcome back aboard the ship HMS Tikkinette! :D
Also my headcanon now includes that Felicie Milliner (from the movie “Ballerina” 2017), is Marinette’s great-great-great-grandmother. Because that would be totally adorable imho. :)
Artist: Taylaedraws @ instagram http://www.deviantart.com/aerodynamict
reblog tag:
*HUGE GASP* This is so neat!!! I'm not in the MLB fandom and I don't ship them but like this is the best thing... EVER!!!! Hey y'all both Balle-Leapers! and MLB fans...YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!!!
That was a lovely reblog tag, thank you so much! :D
(Yeah I love checking the reblogs of art commissions I've posted to see if anyone said something nice in their tags. Sometimes like here it really pays off ^^)
My collection of incredibly shippy Miraculous Ladybug pics I've commissioned so far. :)
Maribug Tikkinette Julerose Tikkinette again <3
All drawn for me by the lovely Taylaedraws @ Instagram
Welcome back aboard the ship HMS Tikkinette! :D
Also my headcanon now includes that Felicie Milliner (from the movie "Ballerina" 2017), is Marinette's great-great-great-grandmother. Because that would be totally adorable imho. :)
Artist: Taylaedraws @ instagram http://www.deviantart.com/aerodynamict
incredible
Squishycat is SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ISHY
And I thought that the question "how fast would I have to be running a red light in order to truthfully claim to the traffic cop that I thought it was green?"* was the best physics question I would ever read.
Genius.:D
(*BTW, the answer to that one was 1/6*lightspeed)
Look at your ancesters
we’ve come so far…
I wonder how many floppy disks it would take to contain breath of the wild
A 3.5″ floppy disk contains 1.44 Megabyte(MB) of data, and there are 1024MB in a single Gigabyte(GB). Breath of the Wild is 13.4GB (or 13,721.6MB), so it would take roughly 9,528 floppy disks to to store Breath of the Wild.
Excuse you.
The floppy disks my first computer used only had a capacity of 128KB each.
Then again, it was an Amstrad... xD
it doesnt make sense tho
navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s
maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.
like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!
This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.
i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.
it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”
its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit
all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny
This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as I’m pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post are artists saying ‘’YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!!’’
if you don’t know the name origin of every single color ever then you aren’t an artist
and mustard is navy yellow
I've often used "navy" in this modifying context in real life, to refer to like a darker version of a primary or secondary colour. My family just look at me like I'm odd, but they totally get what I mean.
Like,
Navy green = forest green
Navy red = blood red
And just to really annoy colour purists, I buy trousers that are often described in colour as being (I shit you not)
LIGHT BLACK
i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.
Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male
I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth.
You have got to be kidding me
So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer’s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said “well I’ve never read the book”
My dude………..stop
my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make ‘donuts’, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking
i’m a fucking pastry chef
met a dude at a party who was talking about physics and asked if i’d ever listened to any online physics lectures bc he listened to all of this one series and they were so helpful and maybe i could learn some physics too
i have a degree in physics
and am a published coauthor in astrophysics
the best part is that the woman who invented the term ‘mansplaining’ (her name is Rebecca Solnit and i highly recommend her collection of essays) came up with it when she was at a party one night and a man tried to explain a book to her, and wouldn’t let her speak long enough for her to tell him that
she wrote the bloody book he was mansplaining to her
You know I have plenty examples of this but that last one takes the cake so imma just let it be.
I tried to explain mansplaining to my retired dad. He kept interrupting to tell me how it's not a real thing.
¬_¬
Re-watching the Timebreaker episode made me commission this: (close-up of wip)
I have no shame. :D
EFGDSWVGFCDS AMAZING!!!!
Possibly…if he thinks he can’t be with them (either of them), then he may resort to commissioning - or making his own - fanart of Maribug. At least that way he can get some cool fantasising in.
But yeah, I was working more off the episode Timebreaker, so there are literally two of her, each with the ability to be Ladybug.
(Just btw, this is my second favourite crack-ship in the fandom…the first is Tikkinette :3)
Now in full colour! (by http://www.deviantart.com/aerodynamict)
Bug out! ^^
Re-watching the Timebreaker episode made me commission this: (close-up of wip)
I have no shame. :D
EFGDSWVGFCDS AMAZING!!!!
Possibly...if he thinks he can't be with them (either of them), then he may resort to commissioning - or making his own - fanart of Maribug. At least that way he can get some cool fantasising in.
But yeah, I was working more off the episode Timebreaker, so there are literally two of her, each with the ability to be Ladybug.
(Just btw, this is my second favourite crack-ship in the fandom...the first is Tikkinette :3)
In which Chat Noir and Ladybug get into an argument… and some false conclusions are drawn.
• Ladybug is trying to convince Chat Noir to go see Marinette Dupain-Cheng by himself, for whatever reason, and he gets peeved because she seems to always be avoiding Marinette. Ladybug lies and says the reason is because she and Marinette… don’t really get along.
• Which, to Chat, makes no fucking sense. He’s literally daydreamed about how well the two of them would get along if they ever met each other, so for Ladybug to outright say she doesn’t like Marinette Dupain-Cheng is the most baffling thing ever.
• “How could you not like Marinette??? Are you crazy? She’s literally the nicest person ever, she’s popular with everyone, she’s always willing to lend a helping hand— Which, by the way, you know that because she literally volunteered herself to help capture a fucking AKUMA—”
• “Oh my god Chat, I just don’t like her, let it GO.”
• He doesn’t let it go. In fact, he’s weirdly peeved and moody about it, despite apparently only having met Marinette a handful of times. The next three akuma battles are tense and filled with whiny comments and Ladybug is quickly getting sick of Chat’s bullshit. They start arguing about it again in the middle of the next akuma battle.
• “I don’t have to like everybody, Chat! It’s none of your business who I do and don’t like! Why are you acting like such a child over this?!”
• “I’m a child?! I’m not the one who can’t even face her! I seriously don’t get you, you and Marinette like the same things and have similar personalities, I just don’t understand how you could hate her enough that you can’t even bother to properly protect her! Is that why you just left me by myself during the Evillustrator incident?”
• “I don’t hate her, I just— Look, my reasons for not wanting to face her are my own, dammit Chat, just drop it!”
• He refuses to drop it the entire fight, which is annoying not only because they’re busy fighting, but because Alya’s on the sidelines taking a live video of the whole thing, so at this point everyone can kind of garner what it is they’re talking about. When they purify the akuma, instead of bumping their fists, Chat crosses his arms and pouts like a petulant kid.
• “If you don’t hate Marinette, then why do you have such a difficult time being anywhere near her? And now that I think about it, you totally clam up whenever she’s mentioned, except that one time when you sent me a picture of her and asked me if—”
• He stops, and his eyes go wide. Ladybug can practically see the wrong idea popping up in his head, and she holds back a frustrated groan. Or a laugh. She can’t tell which, she’s, like, too stressed and exhausted to tell.
• “Oh my god, you asked me if I thought Marinette was cute.”
• Alya’s creeping closer now, while the two are distracted, getting better audio on their conversation, and zooming in on the looks on their faces.
• “My lady… Do you have a crush on Marinette Dupain-Cheng?”
• It’s laughter. She’s holding back laughter. Oh, the irony. She has to take a moment to mentally pull herself together, but Chat takes her silence and her carefully neutral expression as a sign of confirmation.
• “You DO!!!”
• Alya’s gaping behind her phone screen as Chat Noir starts raving about how much sense that makes, pointing out literally all the indications that pointed towards Ladybug having a crush on her best friend. She belatedly realises that she just broadcasted Ladybug’s crush on her best friend to the entirety of Paris. INCLUDING HAWKMOTH.
• Ladybug’s earrings beep, and she just zips away without saying anything. Alya finally comes to her senses to shut off the video, at the last second catching Chat’s expression as he turns towards her and realises oh shit he fucked up—
• The video goes viral in seconds, and Alya isn’t fast enough to delete it before it’s already being posted on multiple other websites, and even being broadcasted on news stations. The word is out— The Girl Who Holds The Key To Ladybug’s Heart: Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
• It’s a disaster. There’s literally no coming out of this. Even if she were to deny it now, there’s, like, no way anyone would genuinely believe her. Paris is convinced that Ladybug has a huge lesbian crush on a sweet little bakery girl, and… they’re loving it.
• A surprising amount of people dropped Ladynoir like a hot potato and hopped onto the Maribug/Ladynette bandwagon overnight. There’s fan art. Marinette loves herself, sure, but not this much.
• She angrily calls Chat that night and tells him to meet her at the Eiffel Tower. Immediately.
• She doesn’t even get to tell him off before he’s apologising.
• “I’m so sorry, My Lady, I didn’t see the Ladyblogger there and it was so stupid of me to think that fighting about something like that in public was a good idea, if it’s— If it’s any consolation, I totally understand why you’d have a crush on Marinette. It’s, like, nothing to be embarrassed about. Pretty much everyone has a bit of a crush on Marinette it’s not that surprising, honestly I couldn’t think of a better girl for you—”
• He’s making it really difficult for her to be angry at him.
• “I’m not angry at you for outing my crush, Chat. I’m angry at you because I don’t have a crush on Marinette Dupain-Cheng, and now the entirety of Paris thinks I do.”
• He looks like he doesn’t believe a single word she says. Which is fair, because she’s pretty sure she wouldn’t believe herself either if the positions were reversed.
• Their talk really doesn’t go anywhere. At the end of the day, Chat still thinks Ladybug has a crush on Marinette, and Ladybug can’t convince anyone that she doesn’t. The only thing the talk serves to do is tell her that Chat pretty much thinks the world of her as Marinette and somehow can’t find it in himself to be angry at her for supposedly stealing his Lady’s heart. Which is… wow.
• Marinette is pretty much bombarded both at home and at school, both by her peers and reporters alike. Her classmates, for the most part, are the least most infuriating out of the bunch— a lot of them apparently just pity Ladybug for choosing a girl who’s already got the hots for some other major celebrity.
• Things get… worse.
• Adrien seems weirdly supportive about the whole thing and is somewhat pressuring her into having a go with Ladybug, which… actually sort of pisses her off. Like, a lot. He didn’t even stop to ask if she’d genuinely be interested in dating Ladybug, or if she’s even into girls at all. (She does like girls, but he certainly didn’t know that.)
• Alya, who is aware that Marinette also like girls, keeps giving her glances even though she’s trying really freaking hard not to tell her to go for it. At the very least, she’s trying. It’s sort of the least she could do after accidentally broadcasting that whole conversation. Plus, she’s still team Adrienette all the way, so…. She’s gonna have to force her idol to deal with it. She’s not gonna scheme in Ladybug’s favour.
• Akumas start going after her at first, but they quickly realise that whenever they do that, Ladybug doesn’t come around. They come to the conclusion that Ladybug gets massively shy around her crush, and can’t even work up the guts to fight the damn akuma if Marinette is around. (WHICH IS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS, MARINETTE CAN’T HANDLE THE IDIOCY OF ALL THIS!!!)
• The hype doesn’t necessarily calm down, although at some point photographers and reporters realise that they won’t be getting anything no matter how long they loiter around the front of the bakery. (Marinette had to take extra care in not transforming into Ladybug in her house, instead sneaking out if there’s an akuma.)
• When it seems like all the reporters and photographers are gone, Chat makes a personal visit to her civilian self to apologise. Which was a mistake. A massive mistake.
• Marichat is trending by tomorrow morning. There’s a picture going around of Chat Noir supposedly “getting friendly” with the bakery girl, leaning against the railing of her balcony and eating a jelly cookie. How is this her life?
• She’s done. There’s no fixing this. This is the end. She’s fucking done. Might as well let this happen. Let it run its course. Oh well.
I'd just like to drop this commission-in-progress here for all y'all who appreciate some adorable Maribug!
honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump
10/10 pic usage
That is FUckINg exCELLENT
I feel like this could be anything.
Take your meds. Flip off that asshole. Be unapologetically loud and brash. Love with your whole being.
I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke
I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go
there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week
HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET
Im just rebloging because of that last guys comment
thats not possible
I didn’t get 28k more followers but I’m a newer blog and I think this is pretty good so
I kinda don’t believe these tbh
Me too prove me wrong man
I honestly don’t think this’ll work, but I’ll try it.
Update: I GOT 15 NEW FOLLOWERS YESTERDAY!
Like every one else o don’t believe it but okay!!
im just reblogging for “HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET”
I don’t think this will work, but I’ll try it anyway
Hmm….well what have i got to lose? Im gonna try it
P.s. this fucking worked
… Please God?..
please
please…?
DON’T WORRY, MY FRIEND!! I WILL FIND A WAY HOW! NO MATTER HOW MUCH PAIN IT COSTS!! I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY FRIENDS!!
High doubts
Editing: I got three new followers within a few hours of reblogging this like wot
Please god Please.
*sob b u* I lost most of mine when I had to deactivate…*sniffle* ;;;w;;;
Bruh I lost @loverofpiggies and many of my fwriends when I got terminated Lol #But I kinda want to pass every exam atm…
Plz
This comment: “ HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET” seriously made my night. xD
I’m reblogging this for that comment “How The Flying Fucknugget” xD
Lol I’m just rebloging because I REBLOG anything I see… .-.PLZ GIVE ME MOR FOLLOWERS…. ’_’
i dont know what im doing
but it’s worth the shot tho
i bet ima lose followers with this DX
LOL @tehrogue No way man!
Doesn’t gonna work
Won’t work
Not at all (if yes im going to record me flipping a tablet)
no chance am going to try
Getting your hopes up for nothing be like.. QwQ
@mistytherabbit @lazyfrenchfrycollection @deadly-cactus-pit @baepsae10 @licollisa @wallis1060 @elknog @chrysoprine @weirddragongrave :3
I dare all of us to try this because why would we not try it yeah
i dare all of us to try this because why would we not try it yeah
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I believe in the power of the Flying Fucknugget to grant me new followers! xD
Shakira Law
Do we start with:
1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings
2. “Shakira Law”
3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.
4. “Free Islamic Donut”
5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.
One donut to fool them all
6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts
I can’t stop laughing at this
Shakira Law: your hips cannot lie.
I CANNOT STOP THE ROFLING!
From astrophysicist Katie Mack. I’m 100% behind her.
Not if it would cause a mass panic. Americans don’t stay calm about anything, just look at Black Friday. People get trampled and they fight over discounts; I don’t dare to imagine a mass hysteria over something minor.
Would your doctor avoid diagnosing you with cancer because they thought treating you wouldn’t be worth making you afraid?
When I draw a character with their clothes on:
Drawing them with clothes off:
buddy listen if i looked like that i’d wear the tightest clothes ever
Why does this not work in real life?
