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@poulamis-world

Book worm, F.R.I.E.N.D.S Lover, The Big Bang Theory lover, Dramione for life

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Mrs. Granger: And that's Hermione wrote when she was five years old.

Draco: What is this?

Hermione: : A proof that algebraic topology can never have a non self-contradictory set of abelion groups.

Draco:

Draco: I am just a blond monkey to you,aren't I?!

Mr. Granger: *sipping tea* You said it, Not us.

Theo: *Drunk at a party* We should appreciate the little things in life,mate.

Draco: *yelling across the hall* I APPRECIATE YOUR IITY BITTY HEIGHT, GRANGER !!

Hermione:

Everyone:

Draco:

Blaise: *on his phone* Hello! UK's best funeral service?

Mr Granger: I heard your friend Ron's store is doing very well, Hermione.

Draco:*trying to impress* Hardwork might beat talent but it can never beat my Generational wealth, Sir.

Hermione: Please stop talking.

Draco: This is such a great party!

Hermione: It's your dad's funeral!!

Narcissa: *sips wine* More like FUNeral🎉

Draco:*nudges a sleeping Hermione awake* Do you think Dragons fart fire?

Hermione: For fuck's sake,Draco..It's 3 in the morning.

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Lyra: *in a party* Why is grandma wearing make up, Daddy?

Draco: To look beautiful, bug.

Lyra: but grandma doesn't need makeup ,she's already so beautiful.

Narcissa: Aww Thank you, darling.

Lyra: yeah..Hey Grandpa, you should wear make up.

Lucius:

Hermione:

Draco:

Narcissa:*rolling on the floor laughing*

Theo: Malfoy,Why did you curve DM+HG on your desk?

Blaise: Yeah,man!!Are you in love with Granger or something?

Draco:

Draco: uh...pbbbrt... I.. It stands for Death, Maiming, Hatred and Gore.

Hermione: I may be small but knowing.

Draco: *pbbbt* You don't even know what the top shelf looks like.

Draco: *Drops a ceramic bowl, shattering it*

Hermione: What happened?

Draco: The floor, obviously.

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Narcissa: what's going on with you and Ms. Granger?

Draco: Granger is playing hard to get.

Draco: Lucky for her, I am also playing hard-to-get-rid-of.

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Hermione : Hey are you sure you don't want to play The Hunger Games with us?

Draco: *New to muggle things* My whole life is a hunger games, why do you think I am so mean to you?

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Dr. Granger: So Draco, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Draco: I'd rather not. I really want you to like me, sir.

Hermione:

Draco: You are my snuggle bunny

Lyra: And you are my snuggle ferret , Daddy.

Narcissa: *new to muggle fashion* Has anyone seen my leopard print skirt?

Draco: No but I saw a leopard print headband on the stairs.

Narcissa: That's it.

Draco: I can't believe I just went power-walking with that skirt on my head.

Hermione: *spits out her coffee*

Hermione: What's that on your search history?

Draco: Why I am the most handsome wizard ever??

Hermione: No, the other one.

Draco: How to bite a mosquito back...??

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Draco: *babysitting Teddy* I have this totally under control.

Hermione: Oh yeah?! Is that why everything is on fire?

Hermione: *visibly annoyed* What is it?

Draco: I made tea.

Hermione: I don't want tea

Draco:I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Hermione: Then why are you telling me?

Draco: It's a conversation starter.

Hermione: It's a lousy conversation starter.

Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Check mate.

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Anonymous asked:

Thank you for recommending Mortifying Ordeal - I devoured it in one breath, feels like. 😆

I was wondering if you lf you'd be willing to share some other recommendations?

mightbewriting answered:

hi anon!

in addition to the absolute delight that is the draco malfoy and the mortifying ordeal of being in love by isthisselfcare, i've also blown through quite a few other really excellent stories recently.

i binged all of choice and chance (parallel timelines means double the dramione and wow is it a fun ride) by @chaoticcrumpets in a single day and have no regrets. i also recommend hermione granger and the quest for the perfect penis (as hilarious as it sounds) and commonalities of the coldest kind (draco malfoy being pathetic while sick owns my heart) from the same author if you want a shorter read with just as much charm.

i particularly enjoyed a well-behaved woman (an astoria pov on dramione that is so deftly handled my mouth was just kind of...open for most of it) by @femmeecrivain.

i also have an entire group chat dedicated to screaming about i take thee (a fantastically charming and interesting take on marriage law featuring the most sexually tense tattoo examination i have ever read) by ribbonsinherhair.

hope this holds you over for a bit! and anyone else can please feel free to comment their own recommendations! i'd love more too! <3

Draco: Granger called me ugly on the inside and outside.

Draco: I am sorry but she is very wrong about the outside part.

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Draco: *wears a slightly lighter shade of Black*

Hermione: Ah, I see you're already bringing out the spring colors in your wardrobe.

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