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⤷ LOCAL58 - Footage of a fictional public access television channel located in Mason County, West Virginia named Local 58, created in the late 1930s, which is continuously hijacked over a period of decades with a series of ominous and surreal broadcasts
⤷ Gemini Home Entertainment - A collection of clips from VHS tapes produced by a number of fictional companies and distributed by the eponymous company Gemini Home Entertainment. The clips tell an overarching story of extraterrestrial invasion and an impending apocalyptic event
⤷ The Walten Files - The disturbing, dark atmosphere surrounding a children's restaurant, Bon's Burgers, as well as its parent company, Bunny Smiles Inc. Inspired by FNAF
⤷ The Monument Mythos - America took a slightly different course, and now bizarre and unexplainable events are occurring near national landmarks like the Statue of Liberty or Mount Rushmore
⤷ GREYLOCK - Strange occurrences are happening around Berkshire County, Massachusetts
⤷ The Tangi Virus - A webseries about a zombie-like virus infests a body of water in a small town
⤷ The Oracle Project - Oracle is a hyperintelligent supercomputer created by the Pentagon during World War II, and the arguable antagonist of the sequel to analog horror video The Human Trial
⤷ Angel Hare - Jonah has discovered a nostalgic TV show that he'd all but forgotten about. The show hadn't forgotten him, though, and an investigation is about to take him deep down the rabbit hole
⤷ Somnium Dream Viewer - A mysterious company has developed the technology to capture still images from our dreams
⤷ Children Under the House - Julia Luu, a child therapist, finds that a young girl's imaginary friends might be more than they seem
⤷ The Man in The Suit - A Godzilla inspired series
⤷ No Through Road - The story of a time loop created when four teenage boys were driving and went through a no through road
⤷ Chimpy Chippas - An Australian Analog Horror series of "found footage" videos. Inspired by FNAF
⤷ Chezzkid Archives - ChezzKids Archive is a bandicam/digital horror web-series and ARG centered around a 2000s children's website
⤷ Jurassic Park Analog Horror - Inspired by Jurassic Park
⤷ TheSunVanished - The sun disappeared without a trace. Uncovering what will happen next
⤷ Lacey's Wardrobe - Lacey needs your help to find the best outfits for every occasion. A dress up themed horror game with dark themes
⤷ The Backrooms - A first-person found footage psychological survival horror game where it tells the story of a young teen after accidentally falling into the depths of The Backrooms in 1998
⤷ Harmony and Horror - Martin Greywhinder, a genius toy maker grows tired of his family and thinks he can make them as perfect as his toys
⤷ The Smile Tapes - The uncoverings of a fictitious new drug in circulation on the black market called "SMILE"
⤷ Petscop - A let's play of a fictional game called Petscop and the secrets hidden within
⤷ White Stag Education - A series of videos & PSAs about mysterious events happening in the New Jersey Pine Barrens
⤷ Winter of 83' - The story of a mysterious event which took place in the town of Fawn's Circle, Minnesota, during a severe snowstorm in January 1983
⤷ Marble Hornets - A chilling unfolding of events relating to the SomethingAwful myth of Slender Man
⤷ Liminal Land - A revered theme park shut its doors after the mass disappearance of unsuspecting parkgoers
⤷ Dog Nightmares - A mysterious connection between a person named Emily, her missing dog Bailey, and strange dog-human hybrid creatures
⤷ Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - A mining company finds a giant super-organism in the ground, and manage to turn it into a national park
⤷ SM64: CLASSIFIED - Revealing the dark secrets hidden deep within a childhood classic. Super Mario Inspired
⤷ Midwestern Angelica - YouTube webseries about an alien body crashing down on Earth and causing havoc
⤷ AndrewGaming67 - The story of two friends, separated by time, and perhaps something sinister. A Minecraft ARG
check out these series if you are looking for a new fandom or deep dive to obsess on and most of these have commentary/reaction videos as well incase you have trouble watching them by yourself!
happy viewing!

omfg. his eyes r so pretty. would love to see him in tears and sobbing
you jeff the killed it out there dude well done
working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is...... literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk... thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out
NO WAY
I’ve been doxxed 😨
I once worked on a phone campaign to disallow the trees around your crater from being cut down...
I am deeply deeply in love with you 💙 Thanks so much for your conservation effort!
It’s the small things we all do together that can make a big difference! 💙💙💙💙 And you’ve done it!!!
People just gotta know what Crater Lake and Wizard Island looks like
What in the Skyrim
been there several times. And yeah, Skyrim feels super duper Oregon in a lot of ways.
We gonna talk about Crater Lake, and Wizard Island and not mention the Old Man of the Lake?
The Old Man of the Lake is a log that floats around the lake. It is somewhat strange in that it floats vertically. It's roughly 30 feet tall, with only about 5 or so feet sticking out above the surface of the water. It was first 'offically' recorded in the early 20th century, though there are oral reports of it as far back as 1896 (and likely earlier still given the cultural importance of Crater Lake to the Klamath tribe of that area.
The Old Man should have rotted away long ago or at the very least become waterlogged and sank into the water fully, but nope. Over a hundred years, and there is this log still in the water just floating.
So y'know how I said the fact that it floats vertically was 'somewhat strange'? Let's get into some actual strange territory regarding the Old Man. It moves. Against the wind. It has been recorded moving in paths that do not make sense, never getting stuck on the shore of Wizard Island, nor the area of shore around the lake. Now that's strange.
So now let's get freaky: The free-floating Old Man posed a hazard to boats since it moves, and only a small portion of it was above water. (though personal boats are no longer allowed on the lake) Anyway, in 1988 a team was using a small submersible to explore the lake. The scientist figured it'd be a good idea to moor the Old Man near the coast of Wizard Island out of their way, for safety. So they tied some rope to it, to move the Old Man. As soon as they did so, the clear blue skies of a warm August day turned dark. The wind kicked up, bad, and it started to rain, then hail, then snow in the span of a few minutes...again in August. Now snow in that area is common, but not in the summer months. It gets super warm in that area in summer (like 70 to 90 degrees on average) So the scientists decided to nope the fuck out of the water, because of this freak storm. They unmoored the Old Man, preparing to get the fuck out of dodge of this summer snowstorm. As soon as the rope loosened and was in the water, as quickly as the storm had come on them, the darkened skies cleared and it was once more a fine sunny summer day.
As a kid, I spent my summers with my family who lives like... 40 some odd miles from Crater Lake National Park so I had this knowledge just kinda buried in my head somewhere.
I excitedly added a thing about the old man before I checked the notes so now I'm gonna reblog this great story instead but here is the old man!!!
"The Old Man floats vertically through the lake on a calm day"
"THE OLD MAN FLOATS. VERTICALLY. THROUGH THE LAKE ON A CALM DAY"
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Finally
Cryptobotany
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I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots
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