I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight
New carebear is named Pissed At You Bear and he's just pissed at you
Grumpy bear is just grumpy and not feeling it... He doesn't actively have a grudge against you. Okay? Pissed at You Bear is actively pissed off at you for something YOU did. He's a different bear. His belly badge is a screenshot of your text conversation with him.
you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories
girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.
can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff
all girlchains will be made available in the communal girltool library for girlsex and other practical girlpurposes
yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people
in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.
I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk.
I mean we love when we see that post about a kid doodling on their maths homework
his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
i hope everyone knows that the last wga strike was ~100 days and it’s a pretty common phenomenon for strike support to tank after a month or two when it feels like it’s dragging on and some writers and talk show hosts are crossing picket lines and trying to “return” to “normal” because of people’s livelihoods etc when they’re really just scabs. sure hope that we keep that in mind and are prepared for the long haul and aren’t just in it while it’s convenient for us <3
We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.
That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.
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Miyazaki: “[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks”
@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki: why did you just, like… accept that?
americans and their ways are so boring to me. therefore they should stop making tv shows about americans and explore life in the beautiful country of moldova
peer reviewed tags from @tardis-stowaway :
#if we manage to get through our repeat victorian gothic lit book club before it's over #we can always make up another classic mafia movie if we're bored