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this is all i could think of when ed saw sloth for the first time so here you go

If anything you’re like a ✨ bOTHer ✨ figure because you’re always ✨ bOTherinG ✨ me

I cannot be both the JUDGE and the DEFENDANT in my own life it is a conflict of interest and I am committing so many crimes and looking the other way

yes your honor I did remain in bed until 3pm instead of buying groceries like I said I would but could I bribe you with. Four more hours and a pizza delivery? Innocent. Court adjourned

Super Dad

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

this video is wild

Dad brain, in .0003 seconds flat: P R O T E C C

Literallyb can’t believe no one has done this yet

The perfect triangle

kakashi and ddr

Language barrier? I don't even know 'er!

A 100% wish fulfillment ❤️‍🩹 (a type of lie in a sense) for the Twiyor/Loidyor fandom.

Happy April Fool’s Day 😌

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Partly inspired by this post by @shinybluebirdwizard and @mika213, especially the “Twiyor is a lil slow dinky boat that upgrades over time” part.

The Musebunny™ saw it, then lovingly dropkicked me on the head with this idea.

Thanks again to all my friends who were both the test subjects and proofreaders for my elaborate shitposting 🫡 You guys are awesome ❤️❤️❤️

Did not expect that last post to get that much love, thanks guys :) I’m wrapping up my exams and another commission, but for now here’s a colored version that I made a couple weeks ago.

Once again you can find the shirt here: https://twitter.com/stinkykatie/status/1645069686843777026?t=mCSot9xgMKvrSzSQCclOOw&s=19

★ 【haraya】 「 camping 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

Please let this happen please it would be so fucking funny please

Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

I for one support Colin's gay wrath era

#plot twist hes not saying die#its isaac crouched behind him chanting ominously at passing homophobes (via @torch-the-throne​)

This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

The literal cheat cookie