Pray to the archons and they will hear your prayers
The traveler’s first meeting with Focalors
Traveler: Hey so at some point during my time here a fatui harbinger is gonna come try and get your gnosis
Focalors: Oh?
Traveler: Yeah and I’m gonna need you to not let that happen
Focalors: Why would I allow that to happen?
Traveler: Who knows? But the point is that you just can’t, they have way too many at this point. That means no letting them rip it out of your chest without fighting back, no trading it in a contract, no trading it for my life, and no trading it for knowledge.
Focalors: Ok
*2 weeks later*
Traveler: Was that a harbinger I just saw leaving?
Focalors: Yes
Traveler: … Where’s your gnosis?
Focalors: You’re not gonna like the answer
The other archons having the chance to negotiate with their gnosis while Venti is just down there on the ground after a hit and run will never not be funny to me
I hope Blade lore drops soon, I am going to make the two opposite sides of the Path of Destruction hang out like this
THIS EDIT WAS SO CUTE I CAN'T
edit by @ CEOofYingXing on Twitter!
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Ah yes. Me. My ex and his big ass sword. And our other ex and his 600 pound 12 feet long lion
Shout out to Yanqing, 14 years old, who’s biggest threat to his career is the fact that his boss is also his dad
The Path of Destruction a.k.a. Blade and a bunch of pipsqueaks 🔥⚡️🌹🤖





