mods are asleep, post funky squid from the italica house of the neptune mosaic

Hanlon's Reduction: Ignorance, Incompetence, and Self-Interest are far more common evils then Malice

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

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Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

Light and Void

oh no my Lalonde feels ;~;

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

I CANT BELIEVE I NEVER POSTED THIS HERE ya go

5 Minutes, 5 Words - #161

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Exonerate /ɪɡˈzɒnəreɪt/ (v.) - (of an official body) absolve (someone) from blame for a fault or wrongdoing.

The investigating board exonerated Vanessa after she was accused of cheating during a running race by a rival's coach.

Contumacious /ˌkɒntjʊˈmeɪʃəs/ (adj.) - (especially of a defendant's behaviour) stubbornly or wilfully disobedient to authority.

Mark was contumacious in co-operating with the police after being accused of stealing $50,000 from his employer's house.

Ignominious /ˌɪɡnəʊˈmɪnɪəs/ (adj.) - deserving or causing public disgrace or shame.

The teenagers' terribly immature behavior was ignominious to their families.

Perfunctory /pəˈfʌŋktəri/ (adj.) - (of an action) carried out without real interest, feeling, or effort.

Maya attended the event as a perfunctory obligation.

Sagacious /səˈɡeɪʃəs/ (adj.) - having or showing keen mental discernment and good judgement; wise or shrewd.

The sagacious hiking leader sensed danger in the journey ahead and turned everyone back to their starting point, saving everyone from a deadly landslide that occurred an hour later.

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Definitions from: Oxford Languages.

IPA Phonetic Transcription (UK English) from: tophonetics.com

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Tom can’t let anybody in, even for a second, or he might die

Tom can’t let anybody in, even for a second, or he might die

hey (with the intention of losing the time war)

Mm. I can’t stress this enough. Ball bearings you can eat, masterpiece!