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hit me baby one more time

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

personally im a weather talk kind of girl well because if it’s super windy that’s big news if it’s sunny the worlds more awake if it’s rainy we are all in a soup eating kind of mood. these are good observations

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you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that

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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

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This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site

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Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

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I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.

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me after loosening up on the routine that keeps me functioning as a person: why am I not functioning as a person

i'm an expert opinion haver when it comes to films by the way. for instance when i see a bad movie i tend to shake my head and think like. well why didn't they make a good movie instead. but not everyone is smart enough to think like this.

nothing worse than when the premise of something captivates you but then it sucks ass. bro you put this idea out into the world and you didn't even do it a shred of justice