hit me baby one more time

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

my toxic trait is that i like to yearn for things more than i like to actually do those things

mutuals do this

oh to be gently held like a ceramic goose salt and pepper shaker

they can exist separately but they want to be touching!! 😭

SHIT. FUCK. I INDULGED IN THE INNATE HUMAN DESIRE TO BE LOVED AND RECOGNIZED THE SELF IN THE OTHER AGAIN. DAMMIT.

Song of the Anti-Sisyphus, Chen Chen

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

Franz Kafka’s Diaries, 31 July 1917

personally im a weather talk kind of girl well because if it’s super windy that’s big news if it’s sunny the worlds more awake if it’s rainy we are all in a soup eating kind of mood. these are good observations

you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that

This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.

Apparently tigers actually have a reputation for doing this, it's happened numerous times in different places.

#tiger sharks love crime and stealing and being schoolyard bullies

me after loosening up on the routine that keeps me functioning as a person: why am I not functioning as a person

i'm an expert opinion haver when it comes to films by the way. for instance when i see a bad movie i tend to shake my head and think like. well why didn't they make a good movie instead. but not everyone is smart enough to think like this.

nothing worse than when the premise of something captivates you but then it sucks ass. bro you put this idea out into the world and you didn't even do it a shred of justice

If you see an Irish person speaking on European C-SPAN you know it's about to be a banger

its fast fashion for u. i wore that for seven years.