Asking for directions
It was a dream, we live inside a dream.
TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992) dir. David Lynch
some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body
me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…
user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it
me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!
Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention
nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again
So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there
breezv
treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)
THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK
breezv
I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground
if they had ditch weed dispensaries i would still smoke
but im talking like low down ditch weed. just schwag. grade A ass weed. garbàge. because the shit they smoking nowadays is toxic. i brush past someone walking out of a dispo and 10 minutes later im couchlocked. in my day I would buy an eighth of capital B Boof pack and that shit had me k'ed for a week. the certified reginald. that oregano 10 sack. placebo kush. joe biden diesel. but they don't make it like that no more
Mother and little wombat enjoying the sunset. The cutest little fluffy potatoes i’ve ever seen!
idk what all this kurapika vs sasuke is why are we pitting women against each other. but i have to say that kurapika bringing a shovel to a fight with him did pull me out of a deep spiral recently so yeah team kurapika
kurapika bringing a shovel to a fight w the express purpose of burying that bitch at the end when he killed him....that's what serving cunt is all about
after i fuck a military wife i always thank her for her cervix
i fuck a military wife and she thanks me for the honorable discharge