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2024 simulator
joe biden ai text-to-speech: my fellow aamericans, i just blasted a fat dookie on the constitution and am about to replace the second amendment with transgender surgeries for children. the only way i could be stopped now is if brave sheepdog patriots attacked woke polling stations in the following counties...
average small business owner: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Title: A Comical Ken Game (Dôke ken awase): Actors Ichikawa Kuzô II as a Tiger, Nakamura Utaemon IV as a Toad, and Matsumoto Kôshirô VI as a Fox Artist: Utagawa Kuniyoshi Date: 1847 Size: 36 x 24.4 cm (14 3/16 x 9 5/8 in.) Medium: Woodblock print Source: Museum of Fine Arts Boston
new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes
Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
Maurizio Barbato (Brazilian, 1964), Bambus 2. Oil on canvas, 16 x 23 ½ in.
Fukuōji Kazuhiko aka 福王寺一彦 aka Kazuhiko Fukuoji (Japanese, b. 1955, Mitaka City, Tokyo, Japan) - Moonlight through the Trees, Japanese Paintings: Mineral Pigments, Crushed Natural Semi-Precious Stones
hedgehogs at a vineyard
Diez-Album, Persia 15th century
Berlin, Staatsbibliothek zu Berlin – Preußischer Kulturbesitz, Diez A fol. 73, s. 59
mowing incredibly loudly right outside someone's window for forty-five minutes should be grounds to shoot someone in self-defense
god processing the anthropic evidence that He's God rather than one of the 3^^3^^3 sentient creatures He's about to create: hmm guess creatures don't have phenomenal selfhood because otherwise i'd almost certainly be one. eons of torture it is then
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
crazy that they named the delta function after Dirac it's such a basic thing. it's like if they called matrix multiplication "Binet multiplication" come on guys
@post-avant-jazzcore replied:
>function
awww uwwuuu is the poor little mathematician sad I didn't call it a functional? that's just a fancy function. You Are Going To Bear My Child
shape rotators encountering their first distribution: hmm getting a lot of function vibes from this one
St. Patrick’s purgatory in the Alsacian manuscript Legenda Aurea, 1419
Flourishing
