I am the Trash Man

*microwave dings*

@TIME

cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic 

indie spirit awards truly on another level…

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

Joan(s) of Arc.  In Armor.  

would you let him into your town

Baby hummingbird drinking the juice from a raspberry

@narwhalsarefalling this is so fucking funny

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

challenge: color these but incorrectly

Oop

Twitch can be such a magical place

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

LINK WHY

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF