the last apprentice
saw v is objectively the funniest bc imagine if you were gonna kill ur sisters abuser/murderer so you copied the methods of a known serial killer so you wouldnt be suspected but then that serial killer kidnaps you and is all 'dude are you kidding me? that trap was shit. you're shit. people are going to think i built that!? if you're going to copy me at least do it right. fucking blunt ass pendulum? fuck me. come on, let me teach u how to do this properly. this is so fucking embarrassing.' and now ur his apprentice
Mary On A Cross is so funny live. Copia is just like "my old man was a piece of shit but unfortunately he wrote an absolute banger back in the 60's"
i just want to have a conversation with whatever gay intern is running the saw twitter account.
saw ship names cant be normal its always gotta be the name of the death trap the characters were put in together
i wouldn’t have had my feeling hurt with no lawrence in saw x before now, but since amanda and hoffman are confirmed, i WILL be calling some executive and start crying on the phone if i don’t see mr. elwes
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
why can't we make good video games WE HIRED LIKE 3/4 OF THE FURRIES IN THE STATE AND YOU'RE TELLING ME NO ONE HERE CAN CODE
impressive. very nice. now lets see lawrence gordons saw x promo nod
I've never been more happy to see a bathroom in my FUCKING LIFE
While filming Saw 3d the director yelled “cut” but Cary Elwes heard “cunt” and went for it
me trying to convince anyone who has seen the saw films that adam is not a one off character from the initial film and actually haunts the narrative bc of how traumatized amanda is from killing him the way she did and bc everything lawrence did for john was out of a misguided sense of revenge for adam, particularly what he did to mark. adam is so so important actually and he should be miraculously alive for saw 10. furthermore, in this essay i will
I went to see the Barbie movie and I kid you not right as we got to a silent emotional scene, from the screen next door this massive explosion from the Oppenheimer screening vibrated through the wall.
