Literally such a funny concept

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

Happy martin birthday

“Only 1 brain cell between these 2 and it’s being used to eat a box”

(via)

It happens all the time...

Is this about Tyrion Lannister

ok but where is the lie???

The relationship in the show brought me so much comfort I wasn’t even scared by the horror aspect of the movie.

Like a ghost would pop out and I’m like “lol fuck you bich their in love”

ok but where is the lie???

The relationship in the show brought me so much comfort I wasn’t even scared by the horror aspect of the movie.

I’m actually pretty in love with you, it turns out.

What show is this someone tell me right now please send me message

ITS FUCKING DECEMBER WHAT

wait no

you tricked me for a second which really speaks for how much meaning time has lost

Bold of you to assume there will be a December

Merry crisis

gay_irl

I can do all three thank you very much

Nothing to see here

What if...we held hands and made out in the middle of summer during a picnic as the day turned to night with stars above us that made shining freckles on your face that were breathtaking beautiful and made me want to kiss you all over again, and we were both girls...jk...unless

I would be fine if a girl so much as looked at me at this point

ALSO you are typically not tipping JUST the server. In most restaurants the server has to tip out bussers/bartenders/etc a percentage of their SALES which means if you don’t tip, they are paying for you to be served.

AND ANOTHER THING, if you ever see a “service charge” added to your check, ask your server if that is an automatic gratuity that goes towards THEM. A lot of the time the server doesn’t see any of that service charge.

I stole this gif from sixpence just to say these are my nuts on a hot summer day

that’s how they make la croix

La crotch