It’s like nothing changed

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

you understand

[ID: first is a screenshot of tags by sarah-dipitous reading: this was them wearily showing up at our door because they 'didn't know where else to go', and we said 'who did this to you?' with a protective ferocity we didn't know we felt. next is a tag from anthonyAmpersand reading: they're having the nastiest hurt-comfort sex ever rn (initials for right now) end/]

GO APESHIT GO BEAST MODE

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

I can tell you from experience that going outside more will also make you weirder because the weird and niche things are outside

knives and his angelic beauty!!!!!!,!;&:&372&$;

how many tumblrina mutuals have u guys met irl? I've met 3 🫶🏻

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

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The Mightiest of Nein Some of these guys are still available on my store too! My Etsy

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”

@hexadecimal00

I know, I know, gatekeeping the outdoors, that's supposedly bad, right, but I think if you show up to do a hike and you brought a portable speaker with you to play music while you hike, I think, like hear me out, there should be a gate, and someone at the gate should keep you from doing the hike.

playing music in public should get strong social disapproval

Recorded music, anyway. Live music is different rules. If you want to lug an entire cello up a mountain you can do whatever the hell you want.

Carrying a speaker on a hike to make everyone listen to your bullshit, and simply sitting under a tree and playing a fiddle in the woods, are two activities so different they may as well not exist in the same world.

I think the critical difference is that the bringing of recorded music with you ties the space to Elsewhere, whereas the creation of live music with an instrument you brought both binds you to the space, and drags everyone who hears you play into it as well.

I think you're right.

Yeah I'll accept this into my belief system.

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

The "Nimona" movie trailer is up!!!

People write Shinsou as a lifelong Eraserhead fan but I think the funnier option is if he has no idea who Eraserhead is and is like "why is this hobo going to teach me to be a hero"

azula