- the lady at the welfare office cancelling my benefits

- the lady at the welfare office cancelling my b

The lady at the w

the impact of neil gaiman on the good omens fandom is so obvious today because this could be a legendary day for posting, but if you reference material literally officially posted by amazon the most annoying people in the world act like you killed their dad. i’m not even really anti-neil gaiman, i’m pro- posting, and it’s so sad to see something kinda legendary happen but be swept under the rug because amanda palmer’s ex husband’s post about how he’s disappointed about the leak is at the top of the tag rather than anything fun.

looks at you

looks at you

Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”

Maryland’s law against sodomy was repealed in 2020.

wizard boys and sophie are banned. you are only allowed to have ghibli gender envy from this pre-approved list effective immediately

1. the ohmu

2. magic jumping lamp

3. boar god .

4. dunkleosteus

5. cat bus

6. turnip head (NOT in human form)

Any further additions must be approved by the committee.

everyone thinks their own personal favorite character is The Most Character Ever but they all pale in comparison to pearl stevenuniverse. she’s a neurotic, uptight, perfectionist, infodump-ballerina turned soccer-MILF-lesbian-bitch-magnet who’s seduced half the female cast of the show. she’s a former slave. she’s the veteran of a thousand year war. she’s such a talented engineer she once built an entire working spaceship in one night. she’s deeply in love with the main character’s dead mother to the point where it’s the focus of her entire personal arc. she’s a terrifyingly talented swordfighter. she’s almost unanimously agreed among fans to be autistic. she has a collection of phone numbers stored in the pocket dimension inside her brain that she’s never called because she doesn’t know what phone numbers are. shes an overprotective adoptive mother. she’s an extremely advanced AI. she’s a personified rock in a children’s cartoon who spends almost her entire screen-time singing musical-theatre-style-ballads or committing genuinely grievous interpersonal ills spawning threads of discourse more rancid then the depths of hell.  hey where are you going i’m not done yet i haven’t even mentioned the how she caused the toilet paper crisis of 2020 or how she spent the first 4 and a half seasons biochemically incapable of getting therapy 

She was made to be the nanny servant of a space queen goddess, she turned her into a milf and swept her off her feet and merged her body with hers, instead.

Just remember you’re someone’s most bangable mutual. Maybe multiple. Freaks attract freaks like magnets. Where was I going with this.

If you want to add context, reblog with where you've mostly lived and/or why you've had to move in the past.

james lance for esquire (2023)

“here are some wildfire pollution resources for my followers in the northeastern united states 🤗” most hilariously brazen us-centrism ive ever seen. ohhhhhhhhhhh it’s not like there’s a whole country next door that’s on fire or anything. that would be sillyyyyy

if niagara-on-the-lake was being ravaged by a sixty foot kaiju made of blood that eats people yankees on social media would be posting things like “thread 🧵 for upstate new yorkers 🇺🇸 dealing with noise pollution!! ❤️ (1/69)”

Who wants to see a pug mix dog that scared me

Terrific

BTW I found out abt this dog because the Ottawa humane society's camera broke so they uploaded mspaint drawings of the dogs. And when I saw this dogs painting I first thought the amateurish proportions were a silly and wonderful artistic feature:

No. This is a still life

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