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Breadcrumbs and Breakthroughs

@portly-pachyderm

Don't ask me, I just live here. Welcome to my shitpost and bullshit! It's a beautifully curated collection of trash ♥️

Imagine you're an actor on Gotham Knights and you're planning to come out for pride month 2k23 and you confide this in human low battery smoke alarm MISHA COLLINS and he proceeds, before you can come out, to vague tweet about how of someone comes out while he's on his "meditation retreat" he's very proud of them and the insane destiel cockles girlies assume this is about human manscaped ad Jensen Ackles and now you can't fucking come out because everyone is going to lose their fucking minds about whether you coming out means jackles is straight and you can't even bitch out Misha because he turned his phone off while he's getting his asshole bleached in Tahoe

every day the supernatural fandom sends emails.

which they do because Misha Collins is committing psychic warfare against them WHAT THE FUCK

this tweet is less than a day old and i can already hear in the hall of the mountain king.

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This is where the violins come in.

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So I’ve been playing Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, and the moment I realized you could fuse a shield to a Zonai cart and essentially skateboard I had to draw this!

Hope you enjoy this silly drawing, and have an AWESOME day!!!

THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE!

This is how you do a blog up to where you can still read and NOT get blocked. This gives me all the info I need to know you’re not a pornbot/spambot.

Newbies to Tumblr, this is all we ask. Let us know you aren’t a bot!

Many thanks to you @livinginlilaccove - you get a gold star ⭐️ for your excellent blog setup!

Don’t need to know your age or even your pronouns but if you give us some kind of legit bio, that’ll tell me all I need to know that you’re human

Like this.

This is just fine.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

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English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

Just lemme open my ol whatthat