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I think in star trek there should be more characters whose names are from different alien cultures. I want there to be the most average looking human enseign who shows up like hi my names vaurik. And everyones like ????? And theyre just like yeah my godfathers vulcan im named after him. I also want there to be a klingon or something called joe.

There also need to be more alien names that sound like normal words to humans. "Blender" the Bolian. "Gato" the Tarkalean.

the thing about star trek girlies is that i have nothing but love respect and admiration for u. never will u see me speaking ill of a star trek girly. thank you spock for inventing fandom and gay men

I think god meant to make william shatner gay. I think william shatner would be happier if he was a gay

I think william shatner would love it if he was gay. He would never stop talking about it on Twitter. He would relish being the first gay star trek captain and would say shit like “Kirk wasn’t gay but I made him gay” and dudebros would be so mad about it and tell him to stop but he would just keep giving cunty replies, much like he does now but with an excuse. He would have even crazier beef with george takei where there’s always an unspoken implication that he thinks takei doesn’t like him because shatner wouldn’t fuck him. He would be a guest judge on drag race and look vaguely uncomfortable the entire time because he’s not that kind of gay and he’s still old and weird about like. Men wearing nail polish. He would claim that anyone that didn’t like him is being homophobic and it wouldn’t matter how unpleasant he was because he would have a squad of loyal gay reply guys who would say shit like “slay” under every single tweet he made. He would be so much happier if he was gay and I think he knows it.

Anonymous asked:

Okay, just hear me out: Mirror Adira is still good in engineering, but designs all their own weapons for the sole purpose of having a bracelet that turns into a flamethrower

NO yOu're so real for this anon... they'd design insane and stupid shit just for the sake of someone going "Why do you even need that" so they can respond with "I hear you, however! consider flamethrower"