Porterr

mr krabs is a millionaire meanwhile his best employee lives in a piece of fruit shit piss me off 😡😡

“I preferred to adopt two male cats so that they would not have kittens but they adopted a kitten from the street 😅”

these cats gay good for them

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

can we all just take a break from posting

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

not again

can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut

youre only disagreeing with me because I'm wrong 🙄

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

I'm like if a 14 year old got older

akinator could destroy chatgpt

stare into my big wet eyes

so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

ye pretty much

I'm such a water drinker like literally gulp gulp

aaa man i could go for some hot cock and balls right now fuuck no nooo guys please stop reblogging i ment to write hot chocolate fuck dude

no god please no you cant do this to me no no. no no god ill do anything. oh god