not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

ajznxjsks i know i reblogged this before except t'challa didn’t want to kill him??? he really didn’t?? Erik chose to die bc he would rather have death over captivity??? t'challa didn’t kill voluntarily him, man

you’re right and that’s on me, I was in such a hurry to type “Okoye yeets Killmonger” that I let myself forget history

Imagine if Hela was around too, since Thanos wouldve gobe to Asgard for the Tesseract

They only had to wait for a bit more guys

Thanos [arriving on Asgard]: hey where’s the fuckin-

[Hela, all-powerful from her extended time on Asgard, slam dunks Thanos and stabs him with approx. 86000 swords and melts down the infinity gauntlet to put sick gold tips on her horn crown]

Hela: sick

Better version than I reblogged previously

but then Hela would have infinity stones, which would be way worse for everyone

except for us an audience, because she’s a thousand times more fun to watch than the purple turd man

Okay but now I’m just imagining killmonger being yeeted onto the battlefield and killing Thanos and taking the infinity gauntlet for himself, only to be stabbed (again) by Hela as SHE then takes it from killmonger, and then Loki sneaks up like “hey sis” and grabs and is about to use it himself only for Thor to be all like “brother……” wherein Red Skull appears out of nowhere, snatches it from Loki, and runs off only to be clotheslined by an Ultron who absolutely nobody saw coming and so on and so forth.

it’s finally scooped up by Jeff Goldblum, who somehow wandered onto the battlefield without anyone noticing. he won’t say anything but “… you know ;)” when asked what he plans to do with it.

congrats on living up to your url spectacularly

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

And the award for greatest use of jiggle physics goes to…

ANON WHAT

Let them speak

Wait, I don’t think this is right. While they say it’s the Pacific Northwest in the trailer, they actually show what he knocks out:

That’s not the Pacific Northwest, that’s the Western Interconnection Power Grid, and the Mexican grid, and Texas Grid.

With some change. So if we do the math preserving the 1 in 7 statistic for number of babies who will need neonatal care and add in a few factors:

Based on statistics from 2017 provided by the Kaiser Foundation, the number of babies born per year in Idaho, Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas is around 1,280,146, assuming this base generalizes year to year.

In British Columbia and Alberta, 100,509 babies were born in 2018.

I couldn’t get an exact number of babies born in Mexico in any given year, but the Worldpopulationreview estimates one birth every 14 seconds, so estimate 93,600 births a year.

Add that up and in any given year there’s about 1,474,255 babies born. So if 1/7 of these are born and need a neonatal care unit, that’s 210,607 babies born a year that need this care.

Assuming the standard 1 week as before, that’s actually Sonic killing 4,050 babies by wiping out the power, not accounting for everyone who is intensive care in those regions.

4,050 babies killed for anyone who didn’t read.

Sonic is a monster.

Why can’t we ever do math for normal things

this is peak Craigslist

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

Just so you guys know.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible

thanks dumbshit

im not having a discussion with you im ridiculing you

smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater and mass destruction all in the same game

the full spectrum of human emotion:

Entei says trans rights!

say some gangsta is dissin’ your blind girl… you just give ‘em one of these

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

fun game

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I didn’t want to like it. But I did.

stop asking people’s pronouns. real life isnt the internet. asking someone’s pronouns in real life with people around is fucking degrading. we all know you wouldnt ask a cis person’s pronouns. when you ask, a trans person hears “i’m not sure if you’re actually the gender you’re presenting as. do you mind if i embarrass you and get really invasive on a personal level?” not to mention you might out the person youre asking to whoever else is around.

if youre really fucking lost, ask their name, or just guess by by how they present. the worst that can happen is you get corrected and you can be respectful about it. these are basic social conventions that should be left unsaid.

in conclusion, trans people are regular people and you should treat us normally. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.

You hate Pewdiepie!