Vintage Frosted Wildberry c. 1996

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

piplup studies plein air

you know what? fuck you *untandems your maus*

i know he ate a cheese

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

A Peculiar Mizutsune In the Misty Peaks

Begone!

volvigone

can you imagine being famous and being asked to be in a muppet movie. like can you imagine the moment your agent tells you that. i genuinely think my only motivation to become famous would be in the hopes that one day they'd ask me to be in a muppet movie

living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen

just walked into the kitchen and you'll never guess what happened

This cat looks like a guy

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

there are over 100 items on earth

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reblog if ur rotting right now!!!!

cottagecore vegans buying chickens bc tiktok told them chickens are cute and fluffee, then watching said chickens fucking obliterate any small mammal they see, and then getting upset about it has to be, hands down, some of the funniest shit in the world

besties, you bought fat velociraptors. and you're going to have to come to terms with that

People always think chickens are cute and harmless until they see them attack as someone from a rural town you don’t fuck with chickens