being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

What does MLA stand for? Well I’m glad you asked

M: my

L: lover’s got humor she’s the giggle at a funeral knows everybody’s disapproval I should’ve worshipped her sooner if heavens ever did speak she’s the last true mouthpiece every Sunday’s getting more bleak a fresh poison each week “We were born sick" you heard them say it my church offers no absolutes she tells me “worship in the bedroom” the only heaven I’ll be sent to is when I’m alone with you I was born sick, but I love it command me to be well

A: amen

enough of this talk about “bts” and “loona” yall ever heard loded diper

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

Call now

i live here

why do I know what this smells like

feeling myself

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

same energy

I forgot about this one too

Stand by me (1986)

Stand By Me (1986)

wheres jake gyllenhaal

in our hearts

wish he was in my guts /:

self care is eating rice

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty