when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one
i feel like im being pranked is it a uterus or an ovary or what what is happening in there
im tired y'all got conveyor belts and stuff in ya coochie ig
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don't you put that curse on me
friendly aries season reminder that there is no virtue in being a nice person. you say "well im just a good person" and "i cant match peoples energy or that makes me just as bad as them" and you're wrong.. you're really just a doormat who is scared of confrontation and thats exactly how people who go their whole lives treating people like shit want you to be. they count on your inability to stand up for yourself. you gotta stand up and take your power back. right now
i hate fun
april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans
