"dad, mom, I need to talk to you guys about something...."
"what is it, dear?"
"I started seeing this guy and he's....well..."
"what?"
"he's not an addidas..."
"now you know we're an addidas only home! Now I want you to break this off and find you a nice addidas person!'
"but dad that's not fair!"
"go to your room!"
Later that night
*knocks on their child's door*
"hey, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have raised my voice like that. Hello? You in there?"
They open the door to find their daughter in bed with a guy with a shirt that says BIG DICK and the C is the champion logo.
"NOOOOO!"


